Diplomat has a Package for Me!

allybee101

Oh this thread has made me chuckle!
Radio 4 are running some of the Bob Servant emails (wednesday nights, 11.00ish I think). Absolutely hilarious!
I hope your email crusade provides some good entertainment, I've not had any for a while - my most recent missive was from Chase Bank regarding my currants account.

mrs-stressed

Paul_Varjak wrote: »

Thank you Raquel. I faithfully promise to pay you back. As a good moneysaver, I would wholeheartedly recommend MONEYGRAM, much cheaper than Western Union.

Here are the details you need:

Sender:
Senders address:
Senders Bank number:
Senders Bank logon password:
Senders National Insurance Number:
Receiver: Paul Varjak
Amount 55$
Receiving Country: Vatican City
Reference Number:
Security Question: What is it like up there with the Peckham Angels?
Answer: Cosmic

I can also put in a little extra if that helps so you can offer your dear dear Diplomat a good hot bath and some clean clothes from Lost Property as I am sure he must be totally ripe by now.

unholyangel

Paul_Varjak wrote: »

Attn: Guess.


PLEASE MY DEAR THE MTCN IS INCOMPLET SO TRY AND CORRET THE MISSTAKE SO THAT MY HEAD OFFICE WILL PICK UP THE MONEY OK

Is she related to P!!!TAKE?

xangeleyes

Paul_Varjak wrote: »

The best one I read was where the baiter convinced the 419er to send photos of himself being tattoed...

http://419eater.com/html/okorie.htm

HAHA LOVE IT!
It was so long, but I enjoyed reading every word!

Well done to you too! Great stuff!

Rachel xxx

alanrp123

An absolute gem, I too have tried baiting these thieves in the past, and they nearly always fall for it.
419eater is one of the best sites for reading about this, especially the pictures some of these prats take of themselves!!:T

Paul_Varjak

giraffe69 wrote: »

The mark of success will be if they blacklist your address!

I am already getting numerous offers of love!

DVardysShadow

allybee101 wrote: »

- my most recent missive was from Chase Bank regarding my currants account.

they must be looking for people who are having difficulty raisin finance

Paul_Varjak

DVardysShadow wrote: »

they must be looking for people who are having difficulty raisin finance

I am now the Sultan of Brunei and my wife (the Sultana) needs your help to move 41.9 million pounds...

Paul_Varjak

My dead brother, Derek Trotter, send the money to Benin City (Nigeria) rather than Benin (the country). What will Wilfred make of that? Also, Derek only sent 55$ - will he notice?





Dear Diplomat Wilfred


It has now been a week since my brother's funeral. It was actually quite a sad event but Raquel was very upset of course but DCI Roy Slater enjoyed himself. In fact, I told DCI Roy Slater about your deal with Derek and he showed a great deal of interest!


As you can see from the test question, Derek clearly had a portend of his impending death.




Here is the information you require:


Sender: DEREK TROTTER


Number: 24192419 (Moneygram)


Country: Benin City, Nigeria


Amount: 50$


Question: What is it like up there with the Peckham Angels?


Answer: Cosmic

Paul_Varjak

I fear for Diplomat Wilfred's safety. He arrived at the airport two weeks ago and has had no contact with anyone at the airport. But now, he seems to have lost contact with the outside world too; his email address has been deleted!

Does that mean that poor Wilfred has been been eradicated too? Please list your prayers below for his safe return to Benin, Bangkok or where he needs to travel to next.