Diplomat has a Package for Me!

Paul_Varjak

giraffe69 wrote: »

The mark of success will be if they blacklist your address!

The real mark of success would be to stop those e-mails selling Viagra!

grimsalve

I've just had an email from Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak offering me 20% of 60.5 million dollars which I think is really nice of her considering what's been going on in Egypt recently. Albert Tatlock is going to contact her to see if her husband has got any advice for coping with piles.

Paul_Varjak

grimsalve wrote: »

I've just had an email from Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak offering me 20% of 60.5 million dollars which I think is really nice of her considering what's been going on in Egypt recently. Albert Tatlock is going to contact her to see if her husband has got any advice for coping with piles.

I think I would need help, coping with that pile of money.

trisontana

I see that the UK Government are now involved:-

BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,Abuja.

Attention:


I feel much disappointed that you could give this respectable office a schedule and then end up failing to meet up. Well, some other person have paid the fee on your behalf along side with her own too so the two cards were sent to her.



She is a Briton based in USA . I had no choice but to plead with her to pay on your behalf and then receive it for you because if your card is left here, the IFRU will order the confiscation of your card since you have already exceeded the deadline announced by the IFRU. Luckily for you, she accepted and paid your card charge of USD360 on your behalf so it was sent to her via DHL over night express delivery together with her own card.

She has received the cards and she said that her's is good & valid. You may as well confirm from her to know if her card is working perfectly because she already confirmed to us that her own is working. Hence, she will not hesitate to send it back to us if you do not lay claim to it in due time.



Her own card contains a much lower amount than yours so we made a seal on your own and she have no right to open the envelope containing your card and she can not access your card.




Her name is Mrs. Dels Wills based in USA , and her e-mail: delswills@globomail.com, mail her to get your ATM card.



She will need your full names, complete address, occupation and phone numbers before she can release your card to you. Note that this mail is forwarded to her so respond to her without delays because your card is ready on her hands.

Yours in Service,

Mr. Fredrick John

I notice with many of these scam emails they never seem to get the names right, and seem confused about Christian and surnames. Hence you get "Frederick John" and what sort of name is "Dels"?

Esoog

trisontana wrote: »

I see that the UK Government are now involved:-

BRITISH HIGH COMMISSION
Metro Plaza, Plot 991/992
Zakari Maimalari Street
Cadastral Zone AO,Abuja.

Attention:


I feel much disappointed that you could give this respectable office a schedule and then end up failing to meet up. Well, some other person have paid the fee on your behalf along side with her own too so the two cards were sent to her.



She is a Briton based in USA . I had no choice but to plead with her to pay on your behalf and then receive it for you because if your card is left here, the IFRU will order the confiscation of your card since you have already exceeded the deadline announced by the IFRU. Luckily for you, she accepted and paid your card charge of USD360 on your behalf so it was sent to her via DHL over night express delivery together with her own card.

She has received the cards and she said that her's is good & valid. You may as well confirm from her to know if her card is working perfectly because she already confirmed to us that her own is working. Hence, she will not hesitate to send it back to us if you do not lay claim to it in due time.



Her own card contains a much lower amount than yours so we made a seal on your own and she have no right to open the envelope containing your card and she can not access your card.




Her name is Mrs. Dels Wills based in USA , and her e-mail: [EMAIL="delswills@globomail.com"]delswills@globomail.com[/EMAIL], mail her to get your ATM card.



She will need your full names, complete address, occupation and phone numbers before she can release your card to you. Note that this mail is forwarded to her so respond to her without delays because your card is ready on her hands.

Yours in Service,

Mr. Fredrick John

I notice with many of these scam emails they never seem to get the names right, and seem confused about Christian and surnames. Hence you get "Frederick John" and what sort of name is "Dels"?

They probably think we're the same as many countries where you have your Father's name as your surname, ie your Dad was Richard James, you could then be David Richard.. I think Malaysia are an example?

Mupette

Eldon Chambers, Level 3, Annex
41 Shortland Street
Auckland, New Zealand
http://www.pauldavid.co.nz/profile/cv.asp


My name is Paul David, I'm consultant in Auckland, New Zealand, but
Currently in the UK. I will contact you after due consideration
help me in the transaction, which we both earned. We can complete this agreement within a month.
Contact me if you are interested and I will give you more information.
Contact me on (barr.davpaul2@hotmail.com)

Sincerely,
Attorney David Paul
my website: http://www.pauldavid.co.nz/profile/cv.asp



well if i reply to this one, there could be some fun,
actually no i just copied it out of my deleted box,
but anyone else please feel free to start a meaningless relationship with this one.
a transaction we have both earned? eh? when?

Shortland Street wasn't that a soap in the late 80's early 90's?

Esoog

Mupette wrote: »

Eldon Chambers, Level 3, Annex

41 Shortland Street
Auckland, New Zealand
http://www.pauldavid.co.nz/profile/cv.asp

My name is Paul David, I'm consultant in Auckland, New Zealand, but
Currently in the UK. I will contact you after due consideration
help me in the transaction, which we both earned. We can complete this agreement within a month.
Contact me if you are interested and I will give you more information.
Contact me on (barr.davpaul2@hotmail.com)

Sincerely,
Attorney David Paul
my website: http://www.pauldavid.co.nz/profile/cv.asp

well if i reply to this one, there could be some fun,
actually no i just copied it out of my deleted box,
but anyone else please feel free to start a meaningless relationship with this one.
a transaction we have both earned? eh? when?

Shortland Street wasn't that a soap in the late 80's early 90's?

Still running actually, very popular over there.

Paul_Varjak

Mupette wrote: »

Shortland Street wasn't that a soap in the late 80's early 90's?

A relative of my stepfather actually wrote some of the scripts for Shortland Street!

IceCreamDreams

A close friend of mine received similar correspondence saying that there was over a million dollars waiting for him in Chicago via some sort of diplomat of the Republic Of Congo.....he replied back with:

"Dear Mr. Brown,

Thank You so much for taking the time to contact me with this, you could not have offered such a meaningful sum at a better time. I am the pastor of a small faith organisation here in the UK and we are in desperate need of funding in order to keep our doors open to those who worship with us. Just for your interest, our charitable organisation is called

Churches
United In
Needy
Times

We are forever grateful to you for tracking us down and contacting us to offer this sum - we can do so much with this money. I know the congregation would love to have a picture of the man who has helped us to keep our doors open, would you consider emailing a picture of yourself holding a sign with our name? Just the acronym is fine, and we can place it on our noticeboard for all to see the hard working fellow who has ensured that every member of this church will have a place of worship for a little while longer.

Forever in your debt.

Pastor Don Tekda!!!!."

He didn't get the picture unfortunately...but I have seen websites dedicated to this sort of thing where these Morons have sent pictures with loaves of bread and dead fish perched on their heads at the request of their "receiver"...funny stuff...ha haa!

:rotfl:

Paul_Varjak

I doubt that the 'diplomat' from the Congo knows what an acronym is!