Diplomat has a Package for Me!

Paul_Varjak

Dear Diplomat Wilfred

I trust that you are still safe at the airport? I did try sending the information to your other email address but I fear the FBI must have blocked that address. Let's hope this e-mail reaches you safely.

It has now been a week since my brother's funeral. It was actually quite a sad event and Raquel was very upset of course but DCI Roy Slater enjoyed himself. In fact, I told DCI Roy Slater about your deal with Derek and he showed a great deal of interest!


As you can see from the test question, Derek clearly had a portend of his impending death.




Here is the information you require:


Sender: DEREK TROTTER


Number: 24192419 (Moneygram)


Country: Benin City, Nigeria


Amount: 50$


Question: What is it like up there with the Peckham Angels?


Answer: Cosmic

Paul_Varjak

Diplomat Wilfred's other e-mail address also bounced, but another diplomat seems to have taken over delivery...



Hello,

My name is John Brown and I am a United Nations diplomat,I have been appointed by the United Nations to delivery your fund to your house via secured diplomatic delivery means,as I write you i will be arriving your country this week.

I need you to get back to me and reconfirm your full address and telephone number so that I can contact you as soon as I arrive your country.

I will be waiting to hear from you.

Regards,
Diplomat John Brown

Paul_Varjak

I sent the following message to Diplomat John Brown but it failed because he used an invalid e-mail address!



Hello Diplomat Brown



I think you are delivering package to my late brother, Derek Trotter. Derek did send 55$ to Diplomat Wilfred but I fear that Diplomat Wilfred has died of thirst at JFK airport. Please ensure that that you are not detained by the authorities at the airport when you arrive, otherwise you may die too.



My address is still the same - 1600 Pennsylvannia Avenue, Washington, but you cannot reach me by phone as I am totally deaf.




Rodney Trotter

trisontana

Glad to see the authorities are now on to these sorts of scams!

ECONOMICS AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION,
15A Awolowo Road
Ikoyi,Lagos Nigeria.
FRAUD VICTIMS/$10,000.000.00
OUR REF: 10667FV
YOUR REF: 890

Attn: Beneficiary,

I write to bring to your notice as a delegate from the Nigerian Government Reimbursement committee under the strict supervision of the United Nations to pay Five Thousand scam victims the sum of $10,000.000.00 USD (Ten Million Dollars Only) each. You are however listed as one of the beneficiaries for these payments.

You are expected to get back to us for your immediate reimbursement.

As a result of this laudable recommendations, you are hereby informed that during the last U.N.meeting held in Abuja,Nigeria, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world on the lose of funds by various foreigners to the scam artists operating in syndicates all over the world today. In other to redeem the good image of our country, the President has ordered the immediate payment of $10,000.000.00 USD each to the affected victims in accordance with the U.N.recommendations. Due to the corrupt and inefficient Banking Systems in Nigeria, these payments are to be made by(OCEANIC INTERNATIONAL BANK PLC), as the corresponding paying bank under the funding assistance of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Presently,Two Thousand Five Hundred Beneficiaries have been paid;more than 50% of the Victims are from the United States, while about 50% are from other parts of the world.

Your particulars were among those mentioned by some of the Syndicates that were apprehended in Lagos, Nigeria as one of the victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to anybody for any reason whatsoever as the U.S. Secret Service in conjunction with The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has swage into action to track this criminals down.

Once again, you are expected to keep it secret until these criminals are all apprehended.The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) (Motto: No Body is Above the Law) have combined effort with the United Nation Anti-crime Commission to alleviate the plight of these victims as well as redeeming the image of our dear country. Many Banks, Universal firms, Companies and individuals have been in Bankruptcy today, due to the activity of these hoodlums. However, a thorough investigation have revealed that these people have dropped over 500,000 victims across the world, after collecting their money falsely, many as a result of this have committed suicide, while others are now living in abject poverty.

As regards these on going developmental strive; we have over 200 suspects at hand, 135 in kirikri prisons. While many are awaiting trial, we are still in search of others, who think they are wise, and hope that you will assist by giving any vital information that could lead to the apprehension of these hoodlums.

Contact Abbey Joseph my secretary immediately you receive this message via his email for quick and urgent response:Email: crimeunitdept1@hotmail.com

And reconfirm to him your personal information below.

NAME IN FULL......................
YOUR CELL NUMBER......................
CONTACT ADDRESS ..................NOT P.O BOX
OCCUPATION........................

Abbey Joseph is well informed about your compensation; contact him immediately without any delay. He is waiting to hear from you. Most importantly, do note that your early response to this development will be appreciated.

We shall be waiting to hearing from you been certain that your response will be that you are satisfied and willing to claim your $10,000.000.00 (Ten Million Dollars Only)Reimbursement funds.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Farida Waziri.

Paul_Varjak

trisontana wrote: »

I write to bring to your notice as a delegate from the Nigerian Government Reimbursement committee under the strict supervision of the United Nations to pay Five Thousand scam victims the sum of $10,000.000.00 USD (Ten Million Dollars Only) each.

Currently, Nigerian Government expenditure is 30% of GDP, yet 50 Billion dollars (23.5% of GDP) is being paid to 5,000 fraud victims. Yeah, that makes sense!

barbiedoll

trisontana:

I suggest that you leave the forums immediately. I fear that you may have put other MSEers at risk with your indiscriminate copying and pasting and I shall be logging off, unplugging my modem and hiding behind the sofa in case I get a visit from the United States Secret Service or the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission. :eek::eek:

(ps, when you get your ten million, any chance of a loan?)

trisontana

barbiedoll wrote: »

trisontana:

I suggest that you leave the forums immediately. I fear that you may have put other MSEers at risk with your indiscriminate copying and pasting and I shall be logging off, unplugging my modem and hiding behind the sofa in case I get a visit from the United States Secret Service or the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission. :eek::eek:

(ps, when you get your ten million, any chance of a loan?)

Yes, now you've read it, I'm afraid I will have to shoot you!

Luckyred

Brilliant thread! Hilarious! Well done. :T:T:T

schoolrunmum

I can also recommend "Greetings in Jesus' Name" for a good laugh re 419 scams...

Paul_Varjak

This just makes me sick. Someone trying to use the Japanese Tsunami Disaster in order to make money fraudulently. I have informed the Red Cross and moneybookers.com. The moneybookers.com account has been blocked.



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date 15 March 2011 09:48
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