Diplomat has a Package for Me!

Paul_Varjak

Dear Doctor King

Mrs. Dorothy Wallace is clearly an impostor because the diplomat sent to JFK with money for me is a man, Diplomat Wilfred, from Benin, not a woman, Dorothy Wallace, from Nigeria. Please arrest Dorothy Wallace immediately.

The money that was due to be sent to me is British Pounds (hereinafter referred to as 'nickers') NOT US dollars (hereinafter referred to as 'bucks')

I am almost certain that Dorothy Wallace will have, about her person, some nickers somewhere. I would suggest you have not looked hard enough to find those nickers - they are almost certainly not in the suitcase; more likely they are attached to her waist with an elastic strap that has defeated your scanning equipment.

If Dorothy Wallace has a lot of nickers I am sure she will appear to have a very large bottom. I suggest you locate and confiscate all the nickers ASAP. I am sorry, but I cannot help you to launder the nickers - unless you want to post them to me and I will take them to Zernys..

If Dorothy Wallace claims that she is also going to Bang Kok in Thailand, nickers will be of little use to her there, so please feel free to keep her nickers but please send her on her way to Bang Kok with at least 50 bucks.

I hope you find this information useful. If I can assist in any other way, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Paul_Varjak

Dear Paul Varjak,

I received an email from International Police, informing me that they have arrested Mrs. Dorothy Wallace along with your money that she was supposed to deliver to your address.

Consequently, I have been to the department in the Senate Chambers that is in charge of issuing the certificate and they strongly promised that they will issue me the certificate on your behalf, they said that it is going to cost you the sum of $880 being for administrative and stamp duty fee, they said that it will be issued to me within 4hours of confirmation of the payment.

I want you to try and come over to Nigeria immediately to pay for this certificate but if you will trust me with your money, then I will require you hasten up to send down the money via Western Union or money gram for easy collection with the name of my personal assistance below:

The Receiver’s name: Mr. Howard Miller
Receiver’s address: Lagos-Nigeria
Text Question: Who is the greatest?
Answer: God.
Amount: $880

You are to forward the complete payment information i.e, MTCN or money gram reference numbers as written on the western union receipt, senders name and address to enable us pick up the money.

For your information, you are to attach a copy of your I.D while replying with the payment information because it will be attach with the Award Ownership Certificate which they will issue to me, this is to confirm that you are the rightful beneficiary of the fund that is almost at your door step; but if you are able to come, then you notify me with your flight details so that I will assist in picking you at the airport.

I will advise you get back to me as soon as possible with the payment information or flight details so that we can get the certificate and send it to them to enable them to release the young Lady with the consignment so that she can hand you over the consignment and return back as she has other places to go and deliver other beneficiaries consignments.

You are very lucky that she has arrived at JFK International Airport before the incident happened but there is still no problem, let us just solve this little problem with the International Police so that you will be free in receiving your fund, bear in mind that the diplomat Mrs. Dorothy Wallace will accompany you down to your bank and help you to deposit the fund into your account before she will return back.

I wait to hear from you with the payment information ASAP. Call me at:+234-8120672033.

Best regards,
Mr. Ahmadu Giade.