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Apples2

If a woman leaves the kitchen before dinner is served...Is she Offside?

Yes, Unless there are at least two domestic appliances between her and the table.

Azari

Apples2 wrote: »

If a woman leaves the kitchen before dinner is served...Is she Offside?

Yes, Unless there are at least two domestic appliances between her and the table.

I'm an enlightened male.

I do not believe a woman should be chained to the kitchen.

Because if she is, how can she clean the rest of the house?

sirmarcus

Azari wrote: »

I do not believe a woman should be chained to the kitchen.

Because if she is, how can she clean the rest of the house?

Wish we could do that with my golf club's women members to prevent them playing compos during every Saturday morning. They take at least 5 hours to play, constantly talking and are absolutely rubbish at the game. Don't mind what they do instead....housework, washing up, etc. as long as they don't play golf !!:rotfl::rotfl:

littlemissbossy

I haven't read the whole thread, sorry, I have to admit to laughing at the last few posts.

Me and my hubby were talking about this and what we don't get is why Sky have made such a big issue out of this when the comments weren't actually broadcast. Does anyone think they wanted to get rid of Gray and Keys and it was a good excuse?

Apples2

littlemissbossy wrote: »

Does anyone think they wanted to get rid of Gray and Keys and it was a good excuse?

Andy Gray is trying to sue the News of the World for Phone Tapping.

News of the World is owned by Rupert Murdoch.

Andy Gray works/worked for Sky TV

Sky TV is owned by Rupert Murdoch

2+2=

littlemissbossy

Apples2 wrote: »

Andy Gray is trying to sue the News of the World for Phone Tapping.

News of the World is owned by Rupert Murdoch.

Andy Gray works/worked for Sky TV

Sky TV is owned by Rupert Murdoch

2+2=

ah, thanks

ellay864

Apples2 wrote: »

If a woman leaves the kitchen before dinner is served...Is she Offside?

Yes, Unless there are at least two domestic appliances between her and the table.

Only one has to be between her and the table...the other could be level with her and she would be onside

Edit: Sorry, actually neither have to be between her and table...she can be level with both and be onside....correcting myself before some bloke thinks I don't understand the rule

jamesy

Is this what all the fuss is about

drussellh

How do you define a mistress?

The one between the master and the mistress.

I bet Gray and Keys will find that hilarious !!

biggaz26

ellay864 wrote: »

Only one has to be between her and the table...the other could be level with her and she would be onside

Edit: Sorry, actually neither have to be between her and table...she can be level with both and be onside....correcting myself before some bloke thinks I don't understand the rule

In fairness if she is not in an active area...for example not getting between you and your beer she is still not offside.

As soon as she moves to play the playstation/Wii/X Box she becomes active and is therefore very much offside.

Just thought Id help clear that up!

G