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  • RacyRed
    RacyRed Posts: 4,930 Forumite
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    thejonesfamily wrote: »
    Anyone else get that guilt feeling when the dog comes in and watches you giving it some countryfile on a sunday night?

    Not with a dog, but spotting my cats lined up at the foot of the bed, obviously enjoying the entertainment and getting ready to pounce on any *moving bits* was a bit of a shocker :eek:
    My first reply was witty and intellectual but I lost it so you got this one instead :D
    Proud to be a chic shopper
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  • thejonesfamily
    thejonesfamily Posts: 228 Forumite
    RacyRed wrote: »
    Not with a dog, but spotting my cats lined up at the foot of the bed, obviously enjoying the entertainment and getting ready to pounce on any *moving bits* was a bit of a shocker :eek:
    so that is how cats learn to lick their own privates. "if it is good enough for my owner"
  • greenface
    greenface Posts: 4,871 Forumite
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    :(Thats how our tortoise died.:(
    :cool: hard as nails on the internet . wimp in the real world :cool:
  • thejonesfamily
    thejonesfamily Posts: 228 Forumite
    greenface wrote: »
    :(Thats how our tortoise died.:(

    Your tortoise died when you were having it off? Or when it was licking it's privates?

    You must be a stud, as I reckon the tortoise must have taken at least 3 hours to get on that bed with you.
  • RacyRed
    RacyRed Posts: 4,930 Forumite
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    thejonesfamily wrote: »
    so that is how cats learn to lick their own privates. "if it is good enough for my owner"

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    Stop it! I've got hiccups again now :D

    greenface, tell us more about your tortoise?
    My first reply was witty and intellectual but I lost it so you got this one instead :D
    Proud to be a chic shopper
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  • clutton_2
    clutton_2 Posts: 11,149 Forumite
    ""the tortoise must have taken at least 3 hours to get on that bed with you. "" -- priceless !!!!!

    was the view worth the journey ??
  • P3dro
    P3dro Posts: 217 Forumite
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    Best Thread Ever
  • greenface
    greenface Posts: 4,871 Forumite
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    Not my thread so i will keep it short but a few years ago Must have been a anniversary or similar . We believe our tortoise "lucky " was chewing the little silk label between the bed and headboard and suddenly well we think.:kisses2: :female: :male: :wall::wall::wall::wall: :whistle: :shocked: Skirting board needed repainting.:( :sad:
    :cool: hard as nails on the internet . wimp in the real world :cool:
  • thejonesfamily
    thejonesfamily Posts: 228 Forumite
    greenface wrote: »
    Not my thread so i will keep it short but a few years ago Must have been a anniversary or similar . We believe our tortoise "lucky " was chewing the little silk label between the bed and headboard and suddenly well we think.:kisses2: :female: :male: :wall::wall::wall::wall: :whistle: :shocked: Skirting board needed repainting.:( :sad:

    On a serious note, did you not feel something hard in the bed?
  • greenface
    greenface Posts: 4,871 Forumite
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    edited 19 January 2011 at 5:41PM
    thejonesfamily wrote: »
    On a serious note, did you not feel something hard in the bed?

    Always do :eek: but lucky was at the top against the skirting board chewing the silk,;) We thought we blocked the end of the bed as a previous tortoise "Michelle" chewed through the radio alarm wire. :cry: We wern't doing anything sexual at that time but it ended up Michelle had a stroke.
    :cool: hard as nails on the internet . wimp in the real world :cool:
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