Buyers are camped in our garden over Christmas

thejonesfamily

greenface wrote: »

Always do :eek: but lucky was at the top against the skirting board chewing the silk,;) We thought we blocked the end of the bed as a previous tortoise "Michelle" chewed through the radio alarm wire. We wern't doing anything sexual at that time but it ended up Michelle had a stroke.

so you allow these creatures free run of your house?

How did Michelle end up diagnosed with a stroke? Was she eating her leuttice at an awkward angle?

clutton_2

maybe she was abusing the "recorder"......

Kaz2904

Oh dear Lord above . I have just laughed really loudly and the family think I've gone nuts :rotfl:. DH said "What?" and raised his eyebrows at me so I said "You know that thread I told you about? With the buyers....."
So now, he's rolling his eyes at me and tutting. He should read it then he wouldn't complain about me bursting into laughter at odd times.

thejonesfamily

Kaz2904 wrote: »

Oh dear Lord above . I have just laughed really loudly and the family think I've gone nuts :rotfl:. DH said "What?" and raised his eyebrows at me so I said "You know that thread I told you about? With the buyers....."
So now, he's rolling his eyes at me and tutting. He should read it then he wouldn't complain about me bursting into laughter at odd times.

i get told off for telling the world and his wife our business.

Now, Mrs C has asked us if she can stay here on the blow up bed whilst husband is in the dog house. It is quite sad to see a couple like this. Tonight we will be finishing our packing. We are moving items into te garage tomorrow in prep for Friday when we check into a hotel. Part of me wants to hang around Friday and see what unfolds.

greenface

what part ??

booter

greenface wrote: »

Not my thread so i will keep it short but a few years ago Must have been a anniversary or similar . We believe our tortoise "lucky " was chewing the little silk label between the bed and headboard and suddenly well we think.:kisses2: :female: :male: :wall::wall::wall::wall: :whistle: :shocked: Skirting board needed repainting.:( :sad:

Thank you very much greenface - I've just snorted tea everywhere - it's murder on the sinuses!

Kaz2904 - Ditto!

emidee

clutton wrote: »

maybe she was abusing the "recorder"......

I nearly choked on my tea when I read that! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

emidee

greenface wrote: »

Not my thread so i will keep it short but a few years ago Must have been a anniversary or similar . We believe our tortoise "lucky " was chewing the little silk label between the bed and headboard and suddenly well we think.:kisses2: :female: :male: :wall::wall::wall::wall: :whistle: :shocked: Skirting board needed repainting.:( :sad:

:rotfl: That's almost as funny as 'bag for life'! :rotfl:

sheslookinhot

thejonesfamily wrote: »

I think the recorder laying in the camper has also caused a little tension and the fact it isnt a white recorder was also mentioned.

There goes another cup of tea. new keyboard required.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

greenface

Originally Posted by thejonesfamily
I think the recorder laying in the camper has also caused a little tension and the fact it isnt a white recorder was also mentioned.


I WOULD SAY THAT WAS VIBRACISM