MSE Pregnancy Club 20

Sammy_Girl

Ah MV, you whinge away. Don't worry, you don't have long left to go. And when bubs turns up you won't have time to wory about aches and pains and bladder control Just take the next couple of weeks to relax and let OH take care of you.

Is it perennial massage? I really don't think I would trust my DH - mind you I don't think he would want to :rotfl: My linea nigra is freaking him out and he's having palpitations at the thought of my belly button popping - although i don't think it will.

Has anyone else got a linea nigra? Mine is quite random in that it is above my belly button not below. Very odd!

:rotfl:at Lauren's description of the plug. Something to look forward to then.

hitchins

Metranil_Vavin wrote: »

I suppose the perenium bit is quite funny, it's just that, that's meant to be your saucy bits..IYKWIM, yet in this situation it's just a clinical operation, which I don't find physically very comfortable, and watching OH grimace as he tries to do it right, isn't great either!

I do wonder if he'll ever see me in the same light again!

Once again I apologise............

Sammy_Girl

hitchins wrote: »

Once again I apologise............

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I imagine him with a printout of instructions totally concentrating on what he's doing!

hitchins

Sammy_Girl wrote: »

Ah MV, you whinge away. Don't worry, you don't have long left to go. And when bubs turns up you won't have time to wory about aches and pains and bladder control Just take the next couple of weeks to relax and let OH take care of you.

Is it perennial massage? I really don't think I would trust my DH - mind you I don't think he would want to :rotfl: My linea nigra is freaking him out and he's having palpitations at the thought of my belly button popping - although i don't think it will.

Has anyone else got a linea nigra? Mine is quite random in that it is above my belly button not below. Very odd!

:rotfl:at Lauren's description of the plug. Something to look forward to then.

*puts hand up* it's noticeable but not really dark.

Yeh my DH isn't too impressed with my bellybutton. Lifted my PJ top up yesterday to show him my St Tropez'd belly (told ya I was on a glam mission )....pulled a face that looked liked I'd waved poo under his nose "what's up, cos my belly button sticks out?"......"yes but the whole lot of it is bursting out".....! So all in all my pamper session wasn't an all time hit! hmmmph!

lilian1977

Sammy_Girl wrote: »

Has anyone else got a linea nigra? Mine is quite random in that it is above my belly button not below. Very odd!.

Yep - mine's above as well. Wonder what that means?

I haven't got round to the perineal massage yet - must try to remember soon. Have started on the RLT though, supposed to be starting with 2 cups next week but I think I might do another week on just 1 cup what with the show and all.

hitchins

Sammy_Girl wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I imagine him with a printout of instructions totally concentrating on what he's doing!

And poor MV with her derriere in the air! :rotfl::rotfl:

Oh, Ejecoms, if these last posts don't get you started , nowt will! :rotfl:

Sammy_Girl

hitchins wrote: »

*puts hand up* it's noticeable but not really dark.

Yeh my DH isn't too impressed with my bellybutton. Lifted my PJ top up yesterday to show him my St Tropez'd belly (told ya I was on a glam mission )....pulled a face that looked liked I'd waved poo under his nose "what's up, cos my belly button sticks out?"......"yes but the whole lot of it is bursting out".....! So all in all my pamper session wasn't an all time hit! hmmmph!

Apparently there's men out there who find pregnant women really sexy - clearly not ours :rotfl:

lilian1977 wrote: »

Yep - mine's above as well. Wonder what that means?

Ooh, let's hope it means a smooth and speedy labour



Randomly, the Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block are performing together on MTV. Flashbacks. Lol

iceicebaby

Hi Ladies

I'm loling so much at you lot it's a wonder I haven't given birth lol

Back to work today and I'm knackered so I'm off to be in a bit.

Hope everyone is ok, perineums and all!

Charlie1978

I can't believe i've just sat and ate my dinner reading all that about mucus plugs, massages and lady gardens!

I almost choked in places hehehe!

Heartburn really starting to affect me. Better try to make the chemist tomorrow!

Metranil_Vavin

hitchins wrote: »

And poor MV with her derriere in the air! :rotfl::rotfl:

Oh, Ejecoms, if these last posts don't get you started , nowt will! :rotfl:

oooh no! Am I meant to have my bum in the air????

I've been lying on my back whilst he has a rummage

sigh..I'll say it again, no dignity!

Sammy I have the line thing. It's not particularly dark, but definitely there. Stupidly the line doesn't match up above and below my belly button, so even that is daft!

My belly button hasn't 'popped' as such, but it's practically disappeared!

I honestly can't remember the last time I felt vaguely attractive!