MSE Pregnancy Club 20

hitchins

iceicebaby wrote: »

Hi Ladies

I'm loling so much at you lot it's a wonder I haven't given birth lol

Back to work today and I'm knackered so I'm off to be in a bit.

Hope everyone is ok, perineums and all!

:rotfl:

I actually think it's laughing that got me started with DD. I spent the evening on MSN with my mates laughing and googling pics of wolf fleeces* (you had to be there )

* Apologies to any wolf fleece coat owners.

*Sammy side eyes hers*

Evansangel

Sammy_Girl wrote: »

Apparently there's men out there who find pregnant women really sexy - clearly not ours :rotfl:

DH apparently knows people with a pregnancy fetish, he never let me meet them lol!

Hitchins, i've been using johnsons holiday sun moisturiser to try and hide my old stretch marks hehe. Its making my belly super soft

LilacPixie

can I join the crusty nipples leaky boobs team.. 32 weeks and wondering how much longer I will survive. baby growth/placenta check on 29th for us but i am refusing to give birth until at least 2011

i always though perineum massaged required on hands and knees butt to the moon....

Sammy_Girl

Metranil_Vavin wrote: »

oooh no! Am I meant to have my bum in the air????

I've been lying on my back whilst he has a rummage

sigh..I'll say it again, no dignity!

Crikey, tmi or what??? :eek::D

Does your OH know we're talking about him in such a glowing way

hitchins wrote: »

*Sammy side eyes hers*

I've got quite a collection you know - in fact, I'm secretly hoping DH gets me another for Christmas :D

Only joking - I did have to google wolf fleeces though and :eek:

Metranil_Vavin

I read something on rhe net the other day about p.massage, and it advised you to 'incorporate it into your lovemaking'....

!!!!!!???!!?

Firstly I can't remember the last time I had any 'love making', and it's the last bl*ody thing I feel like doing (and I don't think OH is bothered either!), and secondly how can stretching your perenium from the inside, with the aid of olive oil, be in the slightest bit se xy????
:doh:

hitchins

Sammy_Girl wrote: »

Crikey, tmi or what??? :eek::D

Does your OH know we're talking about him in such a glowing way



I've got quite a collection you know - in fact, I'm secretly hoping DH gets me another for Christmas :D

Only joking - I did have to google wolf fleeces though and :eek:

I just hope he's not making pastry after.......:(:D



Good luck with the scan Lilac in case I don't speak to you before

Metranil_Vavin

sorry

never been known for being particularly subtle! :rotfl:

hitchins

The only time I'm looking forward to is end of February 2011 when it will be my eviction plan! Mwahahaha

Sammy_Girl

LilacPixie wrote: »

can I join the crusty nipples leaky boobs team.. 32 weeks and wondering how much longer I will survive. baby growth/placenta check on 29th for us but i am refusing to give birth until at least 2011

i always though perineum massaged required on hands and knees butt to the moon....

My crusty nip is behaving itself now - so hopefully yours will clear up too

Good luck for the scan.

Hmmmm - "hands and knees butt to the moon" - isnt that how all of this started?!

Rockinbikergal

Oh my word I am laughing so hard the alien is going hyper in my belly :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

had a bath and lay and sang jingle bells and he was kicking in time I think hehe

Oh my I need to stop laughing at you lot and Celeb Juice

(((((hugs))))) bump buddy hitchins btw on the note of Braxtons.....are they a really weird feeling that don't feel unlike the ba stretching arms and legs at the same time???? Cant work out what these little tightenings are coz there doesn't seem to be any movement from the alien at the time of them lol....sorry am in random mode, going to have my bedtime drink me thinks then go and spread myself out in bed, only chance I will have for a long time as hubby is at a stag do lol

Labour Vibes to Eje