Help - blocked toilet :(

ailuro2

Stephb1986 wrote: »

I did this once at my OH's house not long ago actually I think it was too much loo roll he goes mad at me for it He told me to only use 5 squares I use more than that!! lol Men eh!

I mean how can a woman only use 5 squares!! It's rare that I do a number two when I'm at his house and I stay there from a friday till a sunday night and I don't have one in all that time (I just can't go)

Steph xx

Steph, sorry to break it to you but he's not your "other half" if you won't go for a poo in his loo!! You need to be sharing most bodily functions (though not pooing in front of each other, that's a step too far) before he becomes your other half. If you're embarassed about the smell then light a lighter to burn off the gas.:)
And any boyfriend who told me how much loo roll to use would have been 'dumped' pronto (sorry for the pun!)

Tara, drink more water and your poo will break up easier next time.;)

p.s. in our house it's hubby who uses the bum wipes and puts them down the loo....:p

tara747

GEEGEE8 wrote: »

I bet you are so glad it's gone! lol

I really really am! I appreciate my now fully functioning toilet! :D:D:D

goggle wrote: »

5 sheets of toilet paper should be absolutely plenty unless you have mega-diarrhoea in which case the best way is a double-flush anyway ...
Most women use FAR too much tp

I agree, my ex-HM used so much loo roll we went through 7-8 rolls a week between 3 of us, she used 6-7 of them!!! :eek: :eek:

Redman30 wrote: »

No. Just no, and I'm a bloke.

A bloke who likes a clean bum like, but a bloke nonetheless :P


Are you missing it yet Tara? I bet you named it too....

No, I didn't name it or take a photo of it, I am a girl!!! :rotfl::rotfl:

ailuro2 (long time no see btw), I do drink gallons of water, I promise! I agree about the limit on loo roll (and how does Steph's OH know how many sheets she's used anyway? Does he count every sheet before and after each visit? I think we should know! :rotfl:). But your point about sharing bodily functions... hmm, I would never even pee in front of my OH, as for farting/pooing etc, eeek!!!!!! I have thrown up up front of him, he was a darling about it, bless him.

p.s. a8amg, :eek: at the knife suggestion!!!

GEEGEE8

I let a fart out once by accident infront of OH when we were watching TV, he was mortified.. even though he farts all the time, as a joke..

No wonder I'm always bloated! I wait til he has a wash at night and let rip in the bedroom before he comes back lol

Oh, and I'm sure I woke myself up farting in the night when he stayed over, hahaha - he never says anything tho!

See, us ladies are just awful..

Bronnie

tara747 wrote: »

I agree, my ex-HM used so much loo roll we went through 7-8 rolls a week between 3 of us, she used 6-7 of them!!! :eek: :eek:

Someone I know used to go through loo rolls at that rate, but it turned out she was a bit OCD about loo seats and used to use loads of loo paper to line the seat every time, even in her own home! Maybe your HM was doing the same!

tara747

GEEGEE8 wrote: »

I let a fart out once by accident infront of OH when we were watching TV, he was mortified.. even though he farts all the time, as a joke..

No wonder I'm always bloated! I wait til he has a wash at night and let rip in the bedroom before he comes back lol

Oh, and I'm sure I woke myself up farting in the night when he stayed over, hahaha - he never says anything tho!

See, us ladies are just awful..

I don't fart in front of others either, and I do get that uncomfortable feeling in my stomach from holding it in... I hate it. I always try to go out of the office/room/house/shop or wherever and just do it, but sometimes you can't.

Bronnie wrote: »

Someone I know used to go through loo rolls at that rate, but it turned out she was a bit OCD about loo seats and used to use loads of loo paper to line the seat every time, even in her own home! Maybe your HM was doing the same!

Hmm, maybe. We were just annoyed that she was costing us a fortune!!! :rotfl:

GEEGEE8

I hate holding it in, makes me so bloated, but couldn't fart infront of him, even if he said it was fine. lol

Redman30

GEEGEE8 wrote: »

I let a fart out once by accident infront of OH when we were watching TV, he was mortified.. even though he farts all the time, as a joke..

No wonder I'm always bloated! I wait til he has a wash at night and let rip in the bedroom before he comes back lol

Oh, and I'm sure I woke myself up farting in the night when he stayed over, hahaha - he never says anything tho!

See, us ladies are just awful..

One of my ex girlfriends let rip during a game of twister - just the two of us It was literally the funniest thing I had ever heard and we were both rolling around unable to breathe from laughing for way too long

Another ex dropped one in a hotel room (morning after) right after I'd squeaked one out, hers smelled like the death of a thousand suns and she pretended it was mine. I believed her until she nearly killed a pigeon with another blast whilst sat on a park bench later in the day

Toilet humour is the funniest thing in the world, I'm grinning just thinking about that poor pigeon

ailuro2

OMG, it turned into a whole new thread!!

I am surprised there are so many women who won't fart in front of their partners! Or even pee!

I don't go for a poo in front of him, and he doesn't poo in front of me, but that's about the only thing we don't do.

I remember that windy bloated feeling from the early days we were together, not nice at all, it's perfectly natural to pass wind, luckily mine are not smelly unless I'm ill, just a bit noisy:o

Remember what Robert Burns said...?

whar e'er ye be, let yer wind gang free (fart at will, wherever you are):D

DH's mother used to say she couldn't hold what wasn't in her hand:rotfl:

I bet there are very few men here that wouldn't fart in front in front of a girlfriend they'd known for six months!:rotfl:


For the people who won't fart - do you blow your nose in front of other people, or do you consider that private too (I'm thinking maybe it should be as it isn't very nice to watch others get rid of snot!)


As for toilet humour, I love it - the film Dumb and Dumber where he has the runs in the toilet that isn't connected - some would be throwing up I was in tears from laughing so much the first time I saw it!:rotfl:

ljaneyr

Redman30 wrote: »

One of my ex girlfriends let rip during a game of twister - just the two of us It was literally the funniest thing I had ever heard and we were both rolling around unable to breathe from laughing for way too long

Another ex dropped one in a hotel room (morning after) right after I'd squeaked one out, hers smelled like the death of a thousand suns and she pretended it was mine. I believed her until she nearly killed a pigeon with another blast whilst sat on a park bench later in the day

Toilet humour is the funniest thing in the world, I'm grinning just thinking about that poor pigeon

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
This literally made me roll with laughter!

I'm not that embarassed in front of OH although I don't think I could poo in front of anyone, got to draw the line somewhere!

mrsr

Oh my god how funny,its along time since i had such a laugh good job i'm on my own