I am a Bridezilla and my confession is....

rinroo

Today in all my (not so Secret) Bridezilla rage I wanted to stand up in church and slap h2b's best man round his chunky chops and chuck him out of church as he was being a rude, obnoxious (insert chosen word here_______) during our wedding rehearsal today.

I'd also quite happily launch his sister off Dover cliffs along with mine!

If my dad tries to run down the aisle like he did in rehearsal even after i told him to slow down a zillion times I'm gonna make him turn round and start the walk again.

I also wish I had agreed with h2b when he pleaded with me to get married abroad and I put my foot down and said no - although i can't tell him that or he'll say "i told you so"

Birdie85

rinroo wrote: »

If my dad tries to run down the aisle like he did in rehearsal even after i told him to slow down a zillion times I'm gonna make him turn round and start the walk again.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I can imagine it now, 'Now go back and do that again properly this time!'

I'm somewhat concerned about FIL2B and BIL2B as they make really bad jokes and laugh extremely loudly and annoyingly at themselves all the time. Seriously embarassing laughs. I hope they just keep a lid on it during our wedding breakfast! :eek:

cakey

Im a bridezilla and will be greeting any of my bridesmaids with talcum powder if they dare show up with a tan.

sunshine_shell

Birdie85 wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I can imagine it now, 'Now go back and do that again properly this time!'

I'm somewhat concerned about FIL2B and BIL2B as they make really bad jokes and laugh extremely loudly and annoyingly at themselves all the time. Seriously embarassing laughs. I hope they just keep a lid on it during our wedding breakfast! :eek:

uugghhh i know what you mean about annoying FIL2B and BIL2B, both mine are really loud and annoying especially BIL2B he came round for a BBQ this weekend and was so loud!! and his language is awful every other word is a swear word when we were in the garden i had to keep stopping myself from telling him to be quiet......

so my first (i fear there will be many) bridezilla confession is i hope OH doesn't pick his brother to be best man!!

anderson8

i am bridezilla and my confessions are

• i want my H2B to grow his goatee back for the day as i love it, but he shaved it off since many people told him it makes him look older. he also thinks i only like it cause it hides half his face.
• if i have to tell my mum another time that i will wear pearls on my big day if i want, she will be removed from the top table and put on the kiddies table.
• and that my wedding is better than my friends, my best friends brother and my cousins wedding all of which are in the 4 weeks before mine and i will be attending.

Alyssa_C_2

sunshine_shell wrote: »

so my first (i fear there will be many) bridezilla confession is i hope OH doesn't pick his brother to be best man!!

that very thing has happened to me, the rude, obnoxious, swearing little pig has been picked as best man :eek: I frequently feel the need to cry!

Roz_V

chelbel1981 wrote: »

I want to secretly punch OH in the back of the head when he won't agree with me

:rotfl:Me too but this isn't restricted to just weddingy stuff!!! (but my OH obviously, I don't want to punch your OH!!)

I'm a bridezilla and my confession is...

I was told that OH's aunt & uncle are splitting up, and my reaction was "Oh well, one less person to feed at the wedding" :rotfl::o

Alyssa_C_2

Roz_V wrote: »

I was told that OH's aunt & uncle are splitting up, and my reaction was "Oh well, one less person to feed at the wedding" :rotfl::o

:rotfl:obnoxious little pig from my previous post has just broken up with his partner, was my exact same response

sunshine_shell

Alyssa_C wrote: »

that very thing has happened to me, the rude, obnoxious, swearing little pig has been picked as best man :eek: I frequently feel the need to cry!

Because we aren't offically engaged and i can't plan anything until we are i'm trying to get many hints in now so i might get my wish of OH's lovely best friend i've even suggested i have best friends girlfirend (who i adore anyway) as an extra bridesmaid

I would pay for her outift stuff out of my own money just to make my wish come true!!!

Alyssa_C_2

sunshine_shell wrote: »

get many hints in now

DO NOT BE SUBTLE OR GIVE HINTS! If your OH is anything like mine, you'll get nowhere He has compromised with me, we have three 'best men' and I will be instructing the other two, trustworthy ones to pin him down and beat him if he's a chore.