The Bad Mummies Thread

Angel1978_2

I'd been up all night last night throwing up with a sickness bug. I managed to get DD to school but fell asleep/passed out at around 11am and woke up at 3.40 making me 30 mins late to picking my DD up at the school without explanation

My eldest son was sat outside waiting for me to open the door with his mate as I hadn't even heard the door knocking. Or the phone ringing. Both of them!

pigpen

xmaslolly76 wrote: »

Why waste good vodka though???

I don't.. I use cif... or stardrops.. or mr muscle.. or flash..

ciderwithrosie_2

pigpen wrote: »

I don't.. I use cif... or stardrops.. or mr muscle.. or flash..

Since DS3 has ingested Flash twice with no ill-effects it must be perfectly safe to use on skin

bananagirl85

i love this thread im pregnant with my first and im already a bad mummy.....
I have packs of disposable nappies ready
I am FF
I have dummies waiting
I have not gone to any anti natal classes (MIL does not like this one haha)
I have eaten peanuts while pregnant (cant resist reeses pieces)
I have just finished decorating/ rearranging babies room while OH works including moving a wardrobe (i didnt like where it was)


I am sure I will be adding more to the list in the next months/years

xoxo

pigpen

I've not gone to any antenatals.. not the classes the actual appointments! They really don't like that!

I have dummies waiting too.. though only 2 of mine have ever used them!

JBD

I'm another one who never went to antenatal classes. I did work in maternity for a short while so I figured I already knew enough about babies being born.

ciderwithrosie_2

JBD wrote: »

I'm another one who never went to antenatal classes. I did work in maternity for a short while so I figured I already knew enough about babies being born.

I mistakenly went the once and found it to awash with twee couples in stripey dungarees (well the pregnant half) stroking their belly, smiling inanely and saying 'Hi everybody, we're Andy and Debs and we're having a babeeeee' and 'We'd very much like Debs to have a natural labour with mood lighting and Enya playing on the CD' Well I'll reserve judgement on how much of a loved-up 'team' you are thanks until baby's been home for a couple of weeks and you're both sleep deprived, starving and with no clean clothes.

(apologies to anyone called Andy or Debs who don't fit this description )

JBD

pigpen wrote: »

I've not gone to any antenatals.. not the classes the actual appointments! They really don't like that!

I have dummies waiting too.. though only 2 of mine have ever used them!

I had dummies already sterilised before my 2nd 2 were born. I learnt from my 1st. I also made their bottles up when I was in labour so they were all ready as soon as they needed them.

pigpen

I don't sterilise anything.. I'll run them through the dishwasher if they are needed!

HoneyBee83

Im a bad mummy!

My daughter is 4 now but...
I never went to antenatal classes.
I used formula milk.
I used disposable nappies.
I used and still use wipes.
I started weening early because i knew she was ready.
When pregnant i ate runny yolks and goats cheese.
I had the odd glass of wine.
I let her watch tv while i get afew jobs done.
I went back to work after 6 months.
She has a sweet tooth because i let her eat sweet stuff (as treats i stress,she does like her fruit and veg!)
I walk away from crying/screaming etc and sit in another room.
I've seen her put dirt/fluff etc in her mouth and didnt call an ambulance.:eek:


I could go on forever!!
Love this thread,great idea :beer: