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The Bad Mummies Thread

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  • Krystaltips
    Krystaltips Posts: 9,220 Forumite
    I don't bother scrubbing... I wait until her swimming lesson, they seem to fade well with half an hour in chlorinated brine water followed by a free shower... ;)
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  • xmaslolly76
    xmaslolly76 Posts: 3,974 Forumite
    Perfume works wonders on biro and it makes your little darlings smell lovely just grab a bottle from poundland dont go wasting the good stuff ;-)
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  • pigpen
    pigpen Posts: 41,152 Forumite
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    May as well use a dash of vodka then as it will be the alcohol in the perfume gets it off.. so we can a send our badly done to little darlings into school smelling like a distillery!!
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  • xmaslolly76
    xmaslolly76 Posts: 3,974 Forumite
    Why waste good vodka though???
    :jFriends are like fabric you can never have enough:j
  • peachyprice
    peachyprice Posts: 22,346 Forumite
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    The trick is to lick it off before it dries :p
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  • niklepic
    niklepic Posts: 276 Forumite
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    I've given up washing off biro off ds's feet. Apparently he's lonely without "Mr Foot"
  • delain
    delain Posts: 7,700 Forumite
    I let my DD2 go into school one day last year in odd socks (one long one short) and a jumper with a mark on it because she was so proud shed got dressed all by herself (it was a bit of a milestone at the time!) and I didn't want to put her off trying it again!

    I did explain this to her teacher though who went straight over and gave her a sticker for being such a clever girl :rotfl:
    Mum of several with a twisted sense of humour and a laundry obsession :o:o
  • jimbms
    jimbms Posts: 1,100 Forumite
    xmaslolly76 wrote: »
    Why waste good vodka though???
    very true it's better used getting them to sleep when teething :rotfl:
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  • xmaslolly76
    xmaslolly76 Posts: 3,974 Forumite
    jimbms wrote: »
    very true it's better used getting them to sleep when teething :rotfl:


    Sod that the vodka is mine for soothing the nerves when they are teething they can have the vile whisky :p
    :jFriends are like fabric you can never have enough:j
  • jimbms
    jimbms Posts: 1,100 Forumite
    I know this is the bad mummies thread but can we have one for very bad mummies please, a redhead is prefered. /me runs :D
    Approach her; adore her. Behold her; worship her. Caress her; indulge her. Kiss her; pleasure her. Kneel to her; lavish her. Assert to her; let her guide you. Obey her as you know how; Surrender is so wonderful! For Caroline my Goddess.
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