The Bad Mummies Thread

mumOf2wonderfulkids

spot on mrs Tine!!

peachyprice

I'm peachy, I'm a bad mummy too to 3 children, goodness knows how they've got to 14 and 8 years old.

I FF all pf my children
I let one of my twins sleep on his front
I let my other 2 children sleep on thier sides
I used cot bumpers
I made up feeds 24 hours in advance
I gave them all calpol
I used disposable nappies
I used wipes (and still do, so much nicer than mummy spit)
I don't use anti-bacterial spray, a little dirt does them good
They were all in their own rooms by 3 months
I gave them all dummies
I drive them all to school
I would have drunk the odd glass of wine while PG if i had fancied it
I craved prawns while PG with DD and ate them every day

Plus many many more naughty things.

wannabe_sybil

I couldn't bfeed, despite all the help from the midwives in the hospital. So I don't get naughty points for that. But of course I made up the bottles for the day.

And I gave him medised before it became a Class A drug. It helped dry up a really snotty nose.

And I let him watch LOADS of tv. At first it was just having Classic FM on the tv with a little bit of Baby TV (which I sincerely recommend to all new mums - at 3am it has programmes designed to help a baby relax to sleep!) but now he changes the dvds himself with a real man crush on Fireman Sam.

And when he falls over, right from the start, I have said 'oh, bump' and only given cuddles if he seemed really hurt. When he started nursery and hit the floor with a thump he picked himself up with a grin and carried on before the nursery worker could reach him with an emergency cuddle. She was baffled.

And I make him say please and thank you, no matter what.

Lotus-eater

MrsTine wrote: »

- infact I think there are both BFing and FFing mums on here (I can't speak for the dad )

Oh BF, all the way up to 6 months.

Meant I never had to get up for a night feed :cool:

That probably makes me a bad dad as well, or husband.

PrincessPlaty

atwitsend wrote: »

I FF both my 7 year old and 5 year old, am 10 days overdue and have no intention what so ever to BF. Quick, take me to the stocks!

You disgrace me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Please dont forget to stick the pop up travel cot in the post i dont mean it :D:D:D:rotfl::rotfl:

neneromanova

MrsTine wrote: »

Drat! Does that mean Glam and I can't stay here but I have to open a "slightly naughty" mummies (and daddies!) thread? Smeg!

Oh don't worry, all the other stuff you do still makes you bad mummies

wannabe_sybil

Also I am just about to go off and make LB a small tin of spaghetti hoops for dinner - he has been incredibly fussy lately, and I am feeling like death so what was good enough for me growing up can definitely be good enough for him, additives and all!

MrsTinks

PrincessPlaty wrote: »

and there are those of us on here that do both

Well we know you're special! :A

kegg_2

I bottle fed my eldest and breast fed my youngest so i clearly must not love one of them.

Which one depends on your view or it could just be that my older lad had a poor suck and found it hard to put on weight being bf

PrincessPlaty

MrsTine wrote: »

Well we know you're special! :A

In more ways than one :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: