MSE Parents Club Part 9

Pink_Princess_1

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

These are soo funny
Well Im home alone - apart from LO in bed! dont think I'll even bother waiting up till midnight. Have the police ready on speed dial for the scum next door but the house is in darkness.......mmmm wonder if its finally sinking in.

Happy New Year to everyone hope its a good one - good luck to all those who need it ( and those who dont) x

tarajayne

Happy New Year Harley, hope to meet you in 2010. X

And you Pinkpig. X

ManOnTheMoon

tarajayne wrote: »

I apologise in advance to Bruno and MOTM...

Jokes About Men

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

Oh you big meanie

My girls already thing men/boys are hopeless, apart from their Dad of course - and i'd like it to stay that way - please

searching_me wrote: »

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A rumour

Well, 2 out of 3 aint bad

Some would say 3 out of 3, but I like to remain modest

Youngest 4 now in bed, oldest 3 and Lucy are with me. Just popped on to get away from the music for 5 minutes. If I hear Lady Gaga or Black Eyed Peas once more tonight, neither act will see 2010

searching_me

whatever happened to our big meet??? x

tarajayne

Too many sick lo's I think, and we are all waiting for you to drive!!!

pinkpig08

Would be nice to meet, Tara - I haven't met any of you lovely ladies yet

I think many of you or a bit further oop north than me though.

DH and DS are both fast asleep in the chair, Caitlyn is fast asleep on me, so I have 2 arms free and the remote - bliss!

searching_me

ManOnTheMoon wrote: »

Oh you big meanie

My girls already thing men/boys are hopeless, apart from their Dad of course - and i'd like it to stay that way - please



Well, 2 out of 3 aint bad

Some would say 3 out of 3, but I like to remain modest

Youngest 4 now in bed, oldest 3 and Lucy are with me. Just popped on to get away from the music for 5 minutes. If I hear Lady Gaga or Black Eyed Peas once more tonight, neither act will see 2010

you taught them well :rotfl:...

modest is a good quality ..

i agree both acts can sink under the ocean :rotfl:x

money_maker_3

How Being a Parent Can Change Your Life ......

Clothing
1st baby - you wear maternity clothes as soon as your pregnant
2nd baby - you wear your own clothes as long as possible
3rd baby - your mat clothes are your normal clothes

Preparing for the Birth
1st - you practice your breathing as often as you can
2nd - you dont bother cuz you know it didnt help
3rd - you ask for the epidural as soon as you go in

Major Concerns for being a parent
1st - you pick them up as soon as they make a crying sound
2nd - you pick them up when you think the neighbours might wake
3rd - you teash the 2 year old to rewind the mechanical swing

Dummies
1st - If it falls on the floor you put it away and steralise before reuse
2nd - you clean it with a bit of juice from the babies bottle
3rd - you wipe it on your shirt or suck it before giving it back

Babysitters
1st - the first time you leave the baby you call home at least 4 times
2nd - you remember to leave contact details just as you are leaving the house
3rd - you give instructions to call only of there is blood

tarajayne

pinkpig08 wrote: »

Would be nice to meet, Tara - I haven't met any of you lovely ladies yet

I think many of you or a bit further oop north than me though.

DH and DS are both fast asleep in the chair, Caitlyn is fast asleep on me, so I have 2 arms free and the remote - bliss!

I've never met anyone, too far south. :cool:

money_maker_3

I've never met anyone, too much in a different country !!

BTW - my new years resolution is to get a day to the other side of my little country and meet Mrs M and carla !!