MSE Parents Club Part 9

searching_me

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?


A rumour

tarajayne

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my friend had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."

tarajayne

I keep laughing at the laptop, my kids think I've gone mad!

keelykat

Evening Just popped in to say Happy New Year for later

Back to lurking. xx

tarajayne

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mum, "Where'd we get him?"

His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."

Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"
:A

Hi Keely, XXX.

searching_me

im telling philip them so we're having a giggle x

money_maker_3

A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year Christmas came again and this year he didn't buy her any present.
His mother-in-law was upset and asked the son-in-law why was she forgotten this time.
The angry son-in-law responded, 'Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year.'

searching_me

keely dont lurk join in with the giggles and happy new year to you x

Mrs_Moc

Im afraid the only jokes I know are rude

searching_me

go on mrs m i enjoy a rude one every now and again :rotfl: x