MSE Parents Club Part 9

Mrs_Moc

ok, im officially celebrating and saying goodbye to 09!

Kids in bed!

I have my wine in one hand, my chocs in the other and Love Actually has just started---woohoo

searching_me

yay!!! mrs m x

money_maker_3

Right both kids in bed, we will see how long that lasts for !!

Oh wait ..... right, apparently she forgot to get her hug and kiss, which she did get .... how many more times will there be a reason to get up , bets anyone ???

money_maker_3

LET THE {PARTY} BEGIN

searching_me

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering, they must present something ‘Christmassy’. The first man searches his pocket and finds some mistletoe, so he is?allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of lady’s pants. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, “How do these represent?Christmas?” The bloke answers “They’re Carol’s.”

tarajayne

I apologise in advance to Bruno and MOTM...

Jokes About Men

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters





1. Don't think you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

tarajayne

In the supermarket was a man pushing a trolley which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."

A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

money_maker_3

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

searching_me

:rotfl: tara xxx

money_maker_3

What is the difference between outlaws and in-laws?



Outlaws are Wanted.