OberonSH's DFW Diary Thread - 1 Woman, 1 Toddler & A Whole Lotta Debt!

MrsTinks

OberonSH wrote: »

Not evil enough - I'd have charged them £25 for my time wasted, then hunted them down, turned up on their doorsteps and been really unpleasant. Perhaps made some notes in a tatty black folder - eye up their motor and then charge them another £100. Tell them there's a van parked round the corner.

See how they like them apples....

PMSL!!!

You should read my post on them... I'll try to dig it out... I decided against stalking on the grounds it was a "first offence" on their behalf and they didn't actually know WHO they'd just annoyed... Similarities to poking a hornets nest springs to mind... let's see if they are dumb enough to ever poke it twice Although no let's not... I shall dispatch a little mini group of hornets to sting them first just to remind them of the pain!!! :rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

Snicker......

MrsTinks

Linkypoo thingy Off to find some small children to frighten and kittens to roast for evening snack... feeling peckish

OberonSH

lol, Sir Sugar would be afraid of us, come busting into his office, debt assassin stylee...

'what the hell are you doing, beardy?? Fire those assistants, turn off those lamps, got to save some pennies you know. Who told you it was MSE to fly round in a copter? Get on the floor and give us 20 (bucks)'....


Maybe not...

MrsTinks

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

Cor I know who to ring now...are you sure you two weren't on the Apprentice? You should be!

Dunno about Oberon but no I think Sir Alan was too scared of me... :rolleyes:
Maybe I SHOULD apply next time round... Wouldn't it be hillarious if I could scare that big bad buwwy sugarwugar wumpylump?

MrsTinks

OberonSH wrote: »

lol, Sir Sugar would be afraid of us, come busting into his office, debt assassin stylee...

'what the hell are you doing, beardy?? Fire those assistants, turn off those lamps, got to save some pennies you know. Who told you it was MSE to fly round in a copter? Get on the floor and give us 20 (bucks)'....


Maybe not...

*laughs so much she's snorting like a pig*

Love it!

(Add: "and all that make up you wear MR Sugar... have you been collecting your Boots points to get yourself treats?!? Frankly I'd spend some of it on some shaving gear and loose that fluff thing you got going!"

OberonSH

OMG I nearly wet myself at that post.....how to talk to idiots lol. You rock.

boredofbeingathome

I think you should, he likes strong women....If it made him money he would listen.
Another snicker at reminder of thread...must make better effort to remember stuff..Doh!

OberonSH

Moneymaking idea - take a bailiff hostage and charge people to throw stuff at him....sponges, fruit, small child, tv....

I wouldn't touch Mr 'You-must-call-me-Sir-Cos-I-paid-for-that' Sugar with a bargepole. He's rich because he's mean, and small. Like a malicious little gnome that got caught without his sunblock. Ricky Branson strikes me as being nicer than him.

MrsTinks

*Deep southern drawl* "Why thank yee Ma'am" *touches the brim of imaginary stetson in good ole cowboy stylee...*