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Thanks for all the comments people, its given me a right chuckle and cheered me up!! :j:heart2: Newborn Thread Member :heart2:
'Children reinvent the world for you.' - Susan Sarandan0 -
i tell you what, in May i went to Mr T's for breakfast. Last time i go for a while. The poor lad they had serving the food spoke almost no English, and despite the fact that he was trying his best it was all a bit 'manuel' if you get my drift. I don't think it was fair to the customers or to him that he was expected to be doing the serving, he was trying hard and getting complaints, i felt so sorry for him.
if he'd been on clearing tables his language wouldn't have been a problem :rolleyes:
Anyway, the bacon was like rubber, the mushrooms tasted of metal, the black pudding was just nasty and the toast was cold (and served with rock hard butter) Oh, and their coffee machine is almost always broken.
Loads of sauce thoMum of several with a twisted sense of humour and a laundry obsession:o
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before_hollywood wrote: »i would be more concerned that they put garden peas with fish and chips
ewwwww
I love garden peas, with fish and chips....and a knob of butter on the peas.
LOVELY JUBBLY0 -
advent1122 wrote: »I love garden peas, with fish and chips....and a knob of butter on the peas.
LOVELY JUBBLYthings arent the way they were before, you wouldnt even recognise me anymore- not that you knew me back thenMercilessKiller wrote: »BH is my best mate too, its ok
I trust BH even if he's from Manchester..
all your base are belong to us :eek:0 -
before_hollywood wrote: »i would be more concerned that they put garden peas with fish and chips
ewwwww
You should ONLy put garden or petite pois peas with fish & chips;)0 -
before_hollywood wrote: »i worry about you :eek::p
That is what Mr Squiffy, my invisible friend, says too.0 -
It's sauce nickers like you that cause the problem.
HOW so?! it creates less waste/disappointment. whenever i go anywhere that uses sachets, i take LOADS for use elsewhere...So there you have it. According to chuckley's guide to Britain in 2009, customers should carry their own sauce/sugar sachets (stolen ones, naturally), provide their own hot water in flasks, (presumably in order that they can pay £1.60 just for a tea bag and paper cup - if fact, sod that, customers should bring along the ruddy tea bag and paper cup too - and the milk!!! - why on earth should the restaurant be expected to supply them?), and of course the customer should also carry a dishcloth and bottle of Mr Muscle surface cleaner everywhere they go, so they can clean their own tables in restaurants.
LUV ittttt
but seriously, if places have run out, then TOUGH LUCK go elsewhere or do without. dont start telling the staff to go 'buy sum milk' or 'take ketchup off the shelves'. like how RUDE is that!!!!!!
like i said if its broke and no engineer has come out yet, WHAT do u expect them to do?!
i stand by the clearing up thing. WHY is it SO HARD for people to empty their tray when in a fastfood place?! OR WORSE, just 'throw it on the floor'.
people have ZERO common sense these days.No i'm not the type to go somewhere and want a refund when I get the food. If you could be bothered to read the post properly in the first place you'll find I asked if they had the sauce before I placed the order therefore not wasting anyones time or having to ask for a refund.
It's people like you that get on my WICK!!!!! who don't read things properly before having a pop.
Whilst i'm on with a rant there is also the fact you don't know me either so don't assume that i'm that type of person because i'm not. I am however assuming that you're American as you use phrases such as ''Like Seriously'' before carrying on with what you want to say :rotfl:
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If I went into a bar I wouldn't be ordering tea or coffee, that's what coffee shops are for
u tell me not to assume anything about u, but then u ASSume im american?!
oooook LMFAO!0 -
sorry but OP, people like u really get on my WICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur the type that goes into a fastfood place with a family order and get the food but want a refund when they say they have run out of ketchup, OR go into a bar and ask for a coffee/tea and when told they have run out, u tell the staff to go buy some.
like SERIOUSLY.... DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!! GO to starbucks for a coffee. go buy ur own sauce! if its run out get an alternative or do without!!!!!! or better yet carry round sachets with u (plenty to nick from bhs), coz I do.
I thinking that is text speak, as is some of the stuff in the post straight after it.If At First You Don't Succeed, Call It Version 1.00
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