MSE Parents Club Part 4

r.mac_2

Sami_Bee wrote: »

I meant with my discussing lady bits etc

MFD, Susan, r.mac et al look away now... I'm getting a nursing vest same as Caz

one could go off you........;)

Buttonmoons wrote: »

When I answer the phone, DD always wants to talk, one time it was some telesales rubbish, so I gave the phone to DD

Her side of the convo went like this:

Keira - I'm getting BEN 10 SKAPES!

Keira - My cat is fat.

Keira - Wheres my Grandma AHARA? (zahara)

Keira - BYEEEEE (throws phone)

I'm just patiently waiting for my Tesco shop right now, picked this slot as it's the cheapest. Might even cook OH dinner if it comes before 9......hehehe.

DD sneakily went and put a pullup on earlier and had a poop in it, I smelled it before I saw her and I said "I thought you were going to be a big girl and poop in the toilet?" she said "I am mummy, but it's stinky pebbles".....It was pebble'esque, so I guess she wins that argument....

:eek: When I'm out with LO we are very british and excuse ourselves to the 'ladies' but the other mum stalk about poos, wees and all sorts. One mum even told me all about her little boys erections last week. Em, I'm not intersted and find it all a bit gross thank you very much! Some things are best left not shared.....(gosh now I fele old saying that!):p

SeptemberBaby wrote: »

Hello and welcome, Scrummy Mummy and Buttonmoons (I must be very old as I think of Button Moon when I read your name! :rotfl:). Is there another company I need to sign up with??????

SeptemberBaby - aged 35, married 7 years next month (itches anyone?!), met DH 11 years ago :eek:, had fabulous teenage/twenties, met some wonderful lifelong friends and seen quite alot of the world.

Wouldn't change my life for anything especially when Poppy says 'Love you, Mummy' .

xx

BrunoM

elle_gee wrote: »

Wish I could have one.. blooming Tesco and their ID policy

For the record, I'm 25.. not that the Tesco man believed me!

:eek:
Wow! That's pretty impressive Sorry you are alcohol-deprived though. I am moving faster than usual for a school night tonight, bad night stressful day and upset OH have combined to make a beer and several glasses of wine but I think I'm done now.

I got IDed for cigarettes once (which weren't actually for me, I've never smoked) - I was on holiday in Norfolk, 22, 6'5", unshaven and wearing nothing but cut-off denim shorts (having just stepped off a sailing dinghy in the sun) and sunglasses. I had no ID.
Was the weirdest experience, I think you could've asked a hundred people if there was any possibility I was 15 and none would've said yes. I think the lady may've taken offence at my dishevelled appearance :rolleyes:

money_maker_3

SeptemberBaby wrote: »

August - Whoever wed in August be, many a change is sure to see.

Hmmm, do you think Chris is going to become incredibly fit with a perfect 6 pack and wait on me hand and foot, never complaining about anything and making sure that I have multiple organisms each and every day I want them ??????????????? :rolleyes::D
Those would be changes I would be happy to see :rotfl:

Buttonmoons

Scruffy - Embarrassingly I live near the Lidl on King St. In those high rise skyscrapers, the ones I'm in are okay actually, apart from the psycho below me who reports me to the council everyday because DD walks too loudly, no offence but DD weighs 2 stone wet, that woman must be morbidly obese, so what about her poor neighbours? I told her I'd get a restraining order if she came to my door again. Who buys their house in a skyscraper.....honestly!

Well my Tesco delivery came, they had no sheet of paper as the printers were broken? So I dunno what I've been charged for the substitutes OR whats missing, I do know I'm missing my turkey leg....was looking forward to making a few meals out of that.

I used to shop with Asda but their drivers are moody sods, and kept smashing my stuff. The cat litter I got delivered had a slight tear in each bag so the driver said OH WELL ITS DAMAGED, YOU CAN HAVE THAT FOR FREE. Nice.....how about giving me my steaks free?

Buttonmoons

I can't imagine speaking about little boys erections in public! We do tend to say toilet when we are out and about, but DD has no scruples with shouting and she's just trumped on the bus......:o

weezl74

money_maker wrote: »

Hmmm, do you think Chris is going to become incredibly fit with a perfect 6 pack and wait on me hand and foot, never complaining about anything and making sure that I have multiple organisms each and every day I want them ??????????????? :rolleyes::D
Those would be changes I would be happy to see :rotfl:

sweetie, do be careful what you wish for

BrunoM

SeptemberBaby wrote: »

Just googled what 7 years gets me and found this:


January - Marry when the year is new, he'll be loving, kind and true.

February - When February birds do mate, you wed nor dread your fate.

March - If you wed when March winds blow, joy and sorrow both you'll know.

April- Marry in April if you can, joy for maiden and for man.

May - Marry in the month of May, you will romance the day.

June - Marry when June roses grow and over land and sea you'll go.

July - Those who in July do wed must labour for their daily bread.

August - Whoever wed in August be, many a change is sure to see.

September - Marry in September's shine so that your life is rich and fine.

October - If in October you do marry, love will come but riches tarry.

November - If you wed in bleak November, only joys will come, remember!

December - When December's snows fall fast, marry and your love will last.

We got married in February and had the 'wedding' and reception in August, so now I'm very confused!

r.mac_2

weezl74 wrote: »

If anyone or their hubby are actually visiting Wales, I do hope you'll come say hi and have a cuppa. I'll even find a jaffa cake

Now DH and I have been discussing holidays - we'll just come to yours for a few days then.....

Actually thinking of Abu Dhabi I suggested camping in Aviemore first, but only to guage the budget DH had in mind without putting on the pressure

Hello scrummy mummy and button

scruffy96uk

Hey Button there is nothing wrong with stayin there and don't be embarrassed at least you have a roof over your head IMHO thats all that matters.

elle_gee

BrunoM wrote: »

:eek:
Wow! That's pretty impressive Sorry you are alcohol-deprived though. I am moving faster than usual for a school night tonight, bad night stressful day and upset OH have combined to make a beer and several glasses of wine but I think I'm done now.

I got IDed for cigarettes once (which weren't actually for me, I've never smoked) - I was on holiday in Norfolk, 22, 6'5", unshaven and wearing nothing but cut-off denim shorts (having just stepped off a sailing dinghy in the sun) and sunglasses. I had no ID.
Was the weirdest experience, I think you could've asked a hundred people if there was any possibility I was 15 and none would've said yes. I think the lady may've taken offence at my dishevelled appearance :rolleyes:

In fairness, I wasn't looking my best.. Maybe the Tesco man thought I'd had too much already! Going to console myself with a lime and lemonade.. rock and roll, me! :rolleyes: