Sub Prime Credit Thread Part II

milfordmadness

sutton111 wrote: »

Sorry.

I thought you applied for the Bank of Ireland card not Ulster Bank (RBS).

I have - maybe you're getting confused. I am waiting for card now...... come on you beauty (or a declime lol)

milfordmadness

bushtea wrote: »

I have just spent £29 on something called 'Relora'. It is meant to have the same effect as cannabis except it is legal.

cool, can I have some? are you a smoker LOL

milfordmadness

bushtea wrote: »

a health food shop. I have taken 3 times the recommended dose. took it about 30 minutes ago. Feel chilled out but not 'stoned'

Pile round mine then I got a nice big healthy J sticking out my gob right now and loving it LOL

sutton111

milfordmadness wrote: »

I have - maybe you're getting confused. I am waiting for card now...... come on you beauty (or a declime lol)

Oh yes I remember PROLIANT appiled for Ulster Bank (RBS) and you were the bank of Ireland.

That mystery cleared up then.

milfordmadness

bushtea wrote: »

Man I went to dinner with last week has called me and said he finds me very attractive but is 'too old for playing little girl games.' I asked him what he meant by this and he said he was pretty disappointed I didn't invite him in for coffee after the date and that he's not looking to get involved with somebody who is uptight.:eek: I feel really upset - will have to flex the credit card in Selfrdiges tomorrow to cheer myself up.

what? so in effect he is married and wants a no strings relationship? Did you bite his hand off? Have your cake and eat it? hehe

How old are you - little girl games? lol - like it - the man has class (not!)

TheEffect

Hey all,

I'm confused when my first payment for my Aqua card is due! When I activated the card, they told me my statement would be sent around 14th of each month and payment due around 28th of each month.

Am I going to need to pay on the 28th of this month, or is my first payment going to be 28th March?

Brian1966

bushtea wrote: »

Perhaps this is the modern way? A man spends £25 on dinner and you are expected to perform sexual acts in return?

£25.. cheapskate.. I would spend at LEAST £30 before expecting sexual favours.. I have my pride and my VANQUIS you know :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

milfordmadness

bushtea wrote: »

For £25 he has earned a slap round the face !

cool, kinky thrown in for free - nice!

Brian1966

bushtea wrote: »

For £25 he has earned a slap round the face !

Cheap at half the price
How much for a slapped bottom:rotfl: Sh*t my secrets out;)
Seriously though he is well out of order expecting you to invite him in for coffee on a first date. You are well rid. Good luck with future 'dates' :beer:

milfordmadness

Brian1966 wrote: »

Cheap at half the price
How much for a slapped bottom:rotfl: Sh*t my secrets out;)
Seriously though he is well out of order expecting you to invite him in for coffee on a first date. You are well rid. Good luck with future 'dates' :beer:

Brian means i'm a 42 year old guy - fancy it? LOL