The giving up/cutting down alcohol support thread! Part 2

Miss_Piggy_2

barshamhillbilly wrote: »

OK - so I walk in the en-suite shower room upstairs and there is a newborn goat kid standing on the floor looking up at me

Sounds reasonable to me........as long as he wasn't loking at Mrs BHB in the shower!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

barshamhillbilly

Miss_Piggy wrote: »

Sounds reasonable to me........as long as he wasn't loking at Mrs BHB in the shower!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

It's a girl :rotfl:

jo1972

I'm confused, where's mummy and daddy goat?

barshamhillbilly

Now there is a springer spaniel at the door guarding it and trying to mother it ????/


What a strange household I live in !

barshamhillbilly

jo1972 wrote: »

I'm confused, where's mummy and daddy goat?

Daddy had to be put down after he started attacking Mrs BHB a couple of moths ago. Mummy is looking after the other twin only as she completely rejected this one, as it couldn't stand up to feed properly. Mrs BHB is now bottle feeding it every two hours 24/7 in the house as its cold up in the barn.

fluffyb

barshamhillbilly wrote: »

OK - so I walk in the en-suite shower room upstairs and there is a newborn goat kid standing on the floor looking up at me

:eek: I hate it when that happens :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

mollypolly

barshamhillbilly wrote: »

OK - so I walk in the en-suite shower room upstairs and there is a newborn goat kid standing on the floor looking up at me

....and Mrs BHB in the shower....

So now you know never to walk in on a lady showering......

jo1972

mollypolly wrote: »

....and Mrs BHB in the shower....

So now you know never to walk in on a lady showering......

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T:T

HAHAHAHA!! That's the funniest post I've ever read!!

Thanks for the laugh MP

winebox

fluffybishop wrote: »

:eek: I hate it when that happens :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

No goats in the bathroom but when getting out of the shower yesterday got my leg caught in the shower curtain, fell out of the bath & pulled the whole rail down which is now broke grrrrrr:mad:

I'm not exactly craving a drink but it's very odd not having one...it's become such a ritual. I think it's as well there's none in the house or it would all start again...I think I'd give in if it was here but I don't want one enough to go out in the car & do a 10 mile round trip. I've put on a tight pair of trousers (not difficult to find :rolleyes:) to remind me of why I don't need that extra 1000 calories today.

I know it's early but for me it's past the pain barrier (ie as soon as I get home from work). I dropped in to OH's on the way home but so as not to put myself to the test texted him to put the kettle on.

Have to say my supermarket bill was v cheap today without 15 bottles of wine on board, funny that!!

Hope everyone out there OK today, esp in bhb-land.....you should be in a sitcom!!

barshamhillbilly

Quick update:

Mrs BHB & the children have gone into town.
The Springer is still guarding the goat kid as the Doberman thinks its dinnertime, the Border Collie is sitting wagging its tail waiting for my instructions on where I want the thing rounded up to, and the Grand Basset Griffon Vendeen can't be bothered to get up off the settee and see what all the fuss is about because there is a rerun of Friends on the TV and its far more interesting ..... some hunting hound that one !

Glad I'm off to work in a while