A Payment a Day Part 2!

Maisie_M

£20 PAD for me today thanks to quidco payout.

hope you all had a lovely hump day.

chuckley

£100 to cap one!

will do the rest later this week!

Greenbynature

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,





wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still


heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.





A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.





Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my





testicles black?'





Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,





Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'





He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles





black?'





Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry





about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment





and sheepishly pulls back the covers.





She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and





his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them





around.





Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's





nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'





The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and





says very slowly,





'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen





very, very closely..... .








' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ? '

Greenbynature

Whoops that was a bit large
Hi all hope you've all had a happy hump day!?
I finally got my new debit card today :j thank god cos car was running on fumes :rotfl:
Great total again for yesterday everyone :T and thanks andy for total and daily fact :T :T
Hope your headaches gone Terri
I got my quidco today a whole £1 :rotfl:
Pad today is £2.04 to cap1 cc and £1.10 to sealed tin and 14p to copper jar

Total: £3.28

kitty66

me again


put £5.00 in the tin and 5p in the 5p jar.

Total£5.05

back to the reading, i will catch up eventually (sp?)

off to update signature.

kitty66

Greenbynature wrote: »

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,





wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still


heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.





A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.





Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my





testicles black?'





Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,





Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'





He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles





black?'





Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry





about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment





and sheepishly pulls back the covers.





She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and





his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them





around.





Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's





nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'





The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and





says very slowly,





'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen





very, very closely..... .








' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ? '

that's funny thanks for sharing. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:.

kitty66

Beencounting

Hi All

Lottery money in today so extra tenner on my PAD, plus minimum payment, so PAD today = £44.15 to Egg.

Fab totals again :T

Been

tomtombeanie

evening all! i'm enjoying the jokes and random facts. strangely, i'm due at the dentist next week for my 6 monthly check - i'll be looking at that chair a bit closer this time...

my quidco hit today as well, so a random PAD of ****6.91**** to round down the account nicely. my payment from them this time was quite a good one, but as i've just booked my little jaunt to belfast later on this month, i'm going to hold on to the rest for now...i'm so excited but also a bit scared as it's been AGES since i've flown on my own. i've usually got the kids with me and sometimes DH. will be a lovely little break though & i can't wait to see my friend! :D:D:D:D (and i was very mse and used all martin's tips to get a good prices for flight and hotel :money:)

big hellos to kitty66 & asllgreg - welcome!

it's supposed to be -3 here tonight :eek:, so i'm headed upstairs to tuck in and read for a bit. it's cold here in the kitchen! xx

katie2407

3 times I have tried to post today so fingers crossed I managed this time

PAD £9.32 TO CC (rounded down bank account)

NO-BRAIN

another PAD for me today: £200!!