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amistupid

Once the pratting about back fired on us. We were interviewing a very, very street wise prostitute who had been caught shoplifting. At the end of the interiew, as usual, we said "Is there anything you'd like to add alter or correct?"
"Nothing " she smiled and then jokingly said "I've no complaints about you boy's performances. Is it alright to get dressed now?"
You should have seen Sargey's face when he reviewed the tape! :rotfl:

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amistupid wrote: »

Once the pratting about back fired on us. We were intervieiwing a very, very street wise prostitute who had been caught shoplifting. At the end of the interiew, as usual, we said "Is there anything you'd like to add alter or correct?"
"Nothing " she smiled and then jokingly said "I've no complaints about you boy's performances. Is it alright to get dressed now?"
You should have seen Sargey's face when he reviewed the tape! :rotfl:

:T :T :rotfl: like it

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amistupid wrote: »

Chips and savoury mince fantastic. :T

uhhhhh:eek: :eek: no finese Ami:rotfl: tonight lobster thermodor with cheese sauce as starter followed by plaice with sauce baked paotato and good veg for the bumworks

mince and chips............

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harrowing wrote: »

i thought only Glaswegians called them "polis" - I'm sure Ami can provide us a regional nickname list?

also in ther north east was called "The Polis" when I was young

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amistupid wrote: »

Chips and savoury mince fantastic. :T

reaaly ami sounds ok to me :T

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My mother had a copper
He was always on the beat.
He often told a whopper
And he had enormous feet. :rotfl:

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Two Policemen walking down a street noticed a man walking towards them with a girl on his back. Both were completely naked so the Policemen asked what they were doing and the man replied "I'M GOING TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY AS A TORTOISE AND THIS IS MICHELLE:D

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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom.":D

amistupid

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Two Policemen walking down a street noticed a man walking towards them with a girl on his back. Both were completely naked so the Policemen asked what they were doing and the man replied "I'M GOING TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY AS A TORTOISE AND THIS IS MICHELLE:D

Once on patrol when I saw man dressed as a clown giving a woman dressed as a nun a piggy back across a busy main road, It was "virgin on the ridiculous"

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Two policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a convenience store. One asks the manager what happened.
He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."
"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?"
"Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."