Icesave Veterans Association

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amistupid wrote: »

st your stories kill me:T :T :T

kill you ami -it nearly killed me believe me -this is what happnes when you travel around -of course you need to be single,young and daft :rotfl: and of course I had to work and sell and get results but they were fun days

st

A chemist, an engineer and an economist are stranded on a deserted island. They carry with them some canned food but have no ordinary means of opening the cans. The chemist suggests gathering some wood and starting a fire and then holding the cans over the heat, counting on the expanding contents to burst open the cans. The engineer thinks it would be better to try smashing the cans open with some of the rocks lying around. The economist begins, "Assume we had a can opener..."

amistupid

st wrote: »

when you think about too many poncy meals these days -says he who had the lobster (ok was a cheap one ) -good old stews and pies with veg ,fish and chips ,stoty cakes from north east

I did some pease pudding and saveloy stotties the other day, gorgeous they were.

harrowing_3

amistupid wrote: »

Once on patrol when I saw man dressed as a clown giving a woman dressed as a nun a piggy back across a busy main road, It was "virgin on the ridiculous"

Your SOH was less well developed in those days!

st

amistupid wrote: »

I did some pease pudding and saveloy stotties the other day, gorgeous they were.

brillaint:T my wife had never hear of pease pudding and when I first came to east mids I asked in sainsburys as my mum used to buy it there in north east-here they had never heard of it :mad:

a good pease pudding on bread umm just be careful not to have too much otherwise you will "Blowing in the Wind" :eek:

saveloy stotties another favourite of mine good man ami:T

st

harrowing wrote: »

Your SOH was less well developed in those days!

that was quiclk H travle home and you can hardly wait to to be on IVA again did you wife notice you come in?

harrowing_3

Loved the "outside line" joke ST!

tell you what it's cold enough out there to freeze the balls off a brass monkey; I think mine went into "defensive hibernation"....:D

harrowing_3

st wrote: »

that was quiclk H travle home and you can hardly wait to to be on IVA again did you wife notice you come in?

Yes, I kicked her off her social networking site where she was busy being an agony aunt! Ohhhh, I wish I could read Polish!

harrowing_3

...also I chose to live close to london rather than be a country bumpkin so journey "only" 35 min...

amistupid

harrowing wrote: »

I managed to get a quick film title in.
"Sir, cease and desist or your testicles will be "Pulp Fiction" :rotfl: