BOB'S Cunning Plan

shaun40400

hi bob
sorry you had such a crap romantic weekend!!!
however just read out your post to o/h after she caught me spitting my coffee all over the floor,
and had her in stitches too....
in someone else's misfortune lies our humour:o:o

though it was nice of your mum to arrange security of her house while there was a festival on!!
or am i reading to much into the timing:cool:

10/10 for effort bob,,,keep the candle burning,,,,and if he dont cotton on to the romantic vibes soon....
then stick it up his,,,,,,,,,,,who ya gonna call...................

In_Search_Of_Me

a hit man?! Bob...come stay here...honestly any time.I have all you need...cute babies, wine, relatively comfy sofa, hamster named after you...and no oh...although have to say that my snoring may actually rival his...!! If you didnt laugh you'd cry eh!! Police helicopers go over mine regularly mid you...so much so hardly notice them!!

boredofbeingathome

taxi73 wrote: »

Sorry your weekend didn't go to plan...he's consistant ..I'll give him that much.

True, and the irony was the police megaphone shouting orders about prostration..:rotfl::rotfl:He is consitently prostrated, asleep, etc etc etc:rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

shaun40400 wrote: »

hi bob
sorry you had such a crap romantic weekend!!!
however just read out your post to o/h after she caught me spitting my coffee all over the floor,
and had her in stitches too....
in someone else's misfortune lies our humour:o:o

though it was nice of your mum to arrange security of her house while there was a festival on!!
or am i reading to much into the timing:cool:

10/10 for effort bob,,,keep the candle burning,,,,and if he dont cotton on to the romantic vibes soon....
then stick it up his,,,,,,,,,,,who ya gonna call...................

I find it funny too:D I usually do..its how i manage to keep sane/insane take your pick:D

Timing is everything.....romantic vibes?????hell i just wanted to get drunk:rotfl: have a nice meal and be somewhere else, clean bed ( boy talk about smelt it..insert barfy smiley:o)

boredofbeingathome

In_Search_Of_Me wrote: »

a hit man?! Bob...come stay here...honestly any time.I have all you need...cute babies, wine, relatively comfy sofa, hamster named after you...and no oh...although have to say that my snoring may actually rival his...!! If you didnt laugh you'd cry eh!! Police helicopers go over mine regularly mid you...so much so hardly notice them!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:BABY BOB would sniff fresh blood, that would finish me off when i get the Chianti out and the hamster has a wok at the side...:rotfl::rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

OOh just had an update on situation in Morecambe, apparently it was the Chicken factory going up in smoke..doesn't explain about the gun shots, unless it was something exploding and the helicopters were definately chasing someone..hmm will await updates from Mother's neighbours.

Karmacat

Ooh, Bob ... maybe it was arson???

boredofbeingathome

Could have been, but there was also trouble at t' rave as well. Had to laugh when i walked past there this morning, there was a woman on there who was the spitting image of the witch off Sword in the stone ( human version) and had pink hair.http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/madamemimL_468x629.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-458808/Disneys-villains-children-negative-images-elderly.html&usg=__VuyJJk2q2rvspl9ye25X3tTTsss=&h=629&w=468&sz=34&hl=en&start=8&um=1&tbnid=FJNcq3LMJPkfDM:&tbnh=137&tbnw=102&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddisney%2Bsword%2Bin%2Bthe%2Bstone%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4FUJC_en-GBGB292GB292%26sa%3DX%26um%3D1



Amazing sight and well worth the walk. Good article too.

Karmacat

That is interesting .... too thoughtful at this time of night tho - I was sideswiped by the headline about EastEnders at the side - the end of Nasty Nick? Ian's cafe explodes after hostage drama? Whhaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt??? I watch EastEnders (i.e. am forcefed EastEnders) when I go to see my mum .... what are they doing to Ian? Didn't they get him to marry that woman? Weird ...

boredofbeingathome

I am bookmarking it to read again, really insightful and i too am forcefed Eastender's off my Gran, and daughter and sister..i only watch Emmerdale and used to follow Take the High Road..that's it ...apart from Sci fi and my current fav Ashes to Ashes, which happens to be on now..bliss.