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Horace

The_Dragon wrote: »

Nowt wrong with being born in March young Horace!

Probably not - its my dads birthday on the 6, mums on the 7, my OH on 18, my chum on 19, my friends daughter on 14, another friend on 11, and yet another friend on 23:rolleyes: Then the next busy month is September:rolleyes: Some will get presents and others not.

Strumps if you are constantly hungry - do you have worms? or do you need to eat more say 5 or 6 small meals a day as opposed to 3 largish ones? Mind you, you could always do what the government were recommending yesterday as a way to shift excess weight something called sexercise:eek: I wonder if you can get it on prescription from the NHS?:rotfl:

MrsPorridge

Hi Strumpet - how are you coping with the lack of wheat?
Have you tried Horace's suggestion of the sexercise?

Horace - how is your £10 a day challenge going? What sort of things are you doing to do this challenge? I fancy having a go but the only thing I could probably do is Ebay. I don't really get the "clicks" that I've read about and to be honest I'm on the computer all day at work and so only spend about 30 mins in the evening on it.

Have a good weekend.

Horace

Hi MrsP

See my total for Feb for the £10 challenge, it is made up of mystery shops, vouchers from entering my shopping on consumerpulse, money saved when shopping, money given to me when OH has stayed when he has been working, surveys, clubcard points etc. etc.

Have had a busy day today and met loads of people - one was a private investigator who also does close protection work, a jolly interesting chap but a bit tactile for my taste:eek: Tomorrow will be busy, my chum is picking me up at 9.15:eek: and we are going to Solihull Fire Station for the day, we will be washing cars to raise money for the charity FastAid.

Hey strumps - how are you? how is the moneymaking going, how are you coping without wheat? how's the exercise regime?

MrsPorridge

Hi Horace - you have done really well with that challenge.

You always seem to lead an exciting life - I would love to meet a private investigator:D

Enjoy your day in Solihull tomorrow with all those firemen:rolleyes:

Strumpet - apologies for using your diary to do our gossiping:D

Horace

Sorry MrsP - not many decent looking firemen to leer at:rolleyes: They kept themselves to themselves really so didnt see much of them. Had a fab time car washing and we made nearly £1500:j but I was rather stiff afterwards and my right arm felt as though it belonged to someone else.

I meet all sorts of people on my travels.

Oh I don't think Strumpet will mind us gossiping on his thread, he isnt here to tell us off is he:D Anyway, I wonder how he is doing? I'd ring him if I had his number but I don't.

MrsPorridge

Shame about the firemen Horace:rolleyes: but well done with raising so much money.:j Also think of the weight you must have lost with all that exercise.:j

I've had the lurgy over the weekend, really bad cold but I'm feeling a lot better today. However, I haven't been doing any exercise but I still managed to lose 2 lbs in weight:T However, I put on 2LBs last week and I stayed the same for the 3 weeks before so for over a month now my weight has been more or less static.:mad: Still its not going up so I suppose that is something to be thankful for.

Can't wait till Strumps gets his weights bench then I can find out how effective it is for losing weight and toning up:D

Horace

Best do another post because the post count on here is 666 (sign of the devil:eek: ).

Come on Strumps - post on your diary before we hijack it completely with gossip and nonsense.

Sorry to hear that you have been poorly MrsP, there is a lot of it about:rolleyes: I feel thinner but don't weigh thinner:rolleyes: I went out and about today on a spying mission blimey I can tell more lies than pinocchio when I have to:eek: Still my mission worked, I have found out what I wanted to know:j

Well I suppose I had better put the washing away and do some more and tidy up too.

MrsPorridge

Horace wrote: »

B I went out and about today on a spying mission blimey I can tell more lies than pinocchio when I have to:eek: Still my mission worked, I have found out what I wanted to know:j

Sounds interesting - I guessed that you are actually a spy?:cool:

Now all you need to do is to find the whereabouts of Strumpet.

Horace

Who knows where Strumpet is:rolleyes: I think he is stuck in a belfry somewhere playing with the bats and the bells:rotfl:

Horace

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There's an echo in here:rolleyes: