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Horace

Now I wonder if his OH has him chained to the bedpost and is using him as a sex slave? Or maybe vice versa:rotfl:

Maybe he has run off with his secretary?

MrsPorridge

Or maybe its something to do with the new weights bench thats preventing him posting.:rotfl:

Horace

MrsPorridge wrote: »

Or maybe its something to do with the new weights bench thats preventing him posting.:rotfl:

The poor chap has probably squished himself underneath a set of weights:eek:

strumpet

MrsPorridge wrote: »

Good news Strumpet.

Had a lovely surprise yesterday - postman bought us a tax refund cheque from the taxman:j £604 - that will pay for my tyes and DH's bike repairs. Hopefully there will be something left over and that can go on overpaying the CCs.

Wow!!!
What a fabulous stroke of luck!

Strumpet

strumpet

Well really you two!

What a couple of old gossips! I'll have you know there's been no shinannegins of that nature going on chez nous. More's the pity!

OH and I have not yet purchased the weights bench. I'm hoping he's forgotten actually!

Anyway, I've been working really hard on generating some cash to get me out of my financial hole.

Start giving stuff up tomorrow for Lent. No wheat products at all allowed. OH is determined to get me thin but I am so hungry all the time!!! GRRR!

strumpet

5 minutes to go until I can have a Nutrigrain bar.

Whoop - ti - f******- doo!

Horace

Eat chicken Strumps that keeps the weight off when you weight train. I have just wafted in from the spa - yes it was moneysaving as I went on a day when some of the treatments were greatly reduced so I treated myself to lunch whilst I was there (nothing really fattening, a smoothie, homemade tom & basil soup and homemade lemon cake - I skipped on the offer of cream).

Lucky MrsP and I didnt sign you up to some challenges whilst you were away:D Oi, less of the old too - young whippersnapper:p You might beat me on the NSDs next month because I have a ton of birthdays to cope with - what is it about March, why does everyone have to be born then?:mad:

frazzmunch

strumpet wrote: »

5 minutes to go until I can have a Nutrigrain bar.

Whoop - ti - f******- doo!

:laugh: :rotfl: poor strumpet....may as well be eating a load of rabbit food...probably better for you.....sorry i haven't been around for ages...all a bit stressful but won't bore you with the details!!! great to see your oh has moved in....less heating required in the winter!!!:D

will try to keep up to date now....promise!!;)

The_Dragon

Horace wrote: »

Eat chicken Strumps that keeps the weight off when you weight train. I have just wafted in from the spa - yes it was moneysaving as I went on a day when some of the treatments were greatly reduced so I treated myself to lunch whilst I was there (nothing really fattening, a smoothie, homemade tom & basil soup and homemade lemon cake - I skipped on the offer of cream).

Lucky MrsP and I didnt sign you up to some challenges whilst you were away:D Oi, less of the old too - young whippersnapper:p You might beat me on the NSDs next month because I have a ton of birthdays to cope with - what is it about March, why does everyone have to be born then?:mad:

Nowt wrong with being born in March young Horace!

MrsPorridge

Welcome back Srumpet - we missed you.:D

I'm thinking of giving up choclate for Lent:eek:

Off to Asda tonight to try and find a brown skirt and then will probably get fish and chips on the way home. Only had a pancake for tea tonight (well that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).:D Not very MSE and not very good for my waist:D

Have a good evening.