2 Year old boy for sale !!

pandas66

Is this moneysaving? Sell tickets then it would be.

mumof3girls

£10 a ticket then.
manchester not that far from here either. dadof3girls family come from there too!! they have a big engineering firm i believe. just to make sure we are not related!!!

r.mac_2

MrsMondragon wrote:

I dont think anyones child can beat my 3 year old nephew. Lets list some recent crimes: He put his younger brother into a very large dustbin and put the lid on...how did he do that? well he tipped the bin over let his brother climb in, then straigtened the bin and put the lid on.
He mixed soap powder in my sisters flour bin and then added water to the lot.
Mum had taken her glasses off for a few seconds and they were gone. After ages searching for them guess where they turned up? He had actually broken them, then put them into the toilet and pooed on them!
Last week, somehow he had managed to climb over...wait for it...a six foot fence, and on reaching the other side started to scream.
Need I carry on!

this post had me in stitches - thank you so much. I was having such a bad day, then read this. I don't have kids! :rotfl:

robowen

mumof3girls wrote:

£10 a ticket then.
manchester not that far from here either. dadof3girls family come from there too!! they have a big engineering firm i believe. just to make sure we are not related!!!

£10 a ticket ...to see me in action :eek:

That equates to £200 p/hour :eek:

I'm worth it ! :rolleyes:

rob

krishna

Davidboy wrote:

I will PAY for someone to take my TEENAGER.......Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D

Here's a joke my wife made up:
Q What's the difference between a two year old and a teenager?

A Two year olds have a bigger vocabulary.