2 Year old boy for sale !!

robowen

That's it :mad: I've had enough !!

2 Year old boy for sale.
Very artistic:
Like's to crayon down the sides of my new staircase :mad:
Love's to draw all over my pc desk in indelible marker pen :mad:

Currently potty training :
Will only go on toilet when bribed with sweeties :j
If none available, loves to go and pee behind sofa ...expecting praise, he has the nerve to come tell me and watch my reaction :mad:

Very intelligent :
Knows what switches are for, and turns the switch off on the freezer :mad:
Empties the fridge of it's contents just to get at the youghurts....puts nothing back :mad:

and finally left his juice to spill out onto my newly laid laminate flooring......which no-one saw :mad:

He could'nt do it where I only had a few planks to lift up could he ?.....no...He had to do it where I have to remove all skirting boards and 3/4 of the flooring in a large room :mad: :mad:

arrrggggghhh !!

any takers ??

rob

Edinburghlass_2

errr no Rob cos it sounds to me he is a typical man in the making :rotfl:

robowen

Hey !! I had to cut short my rant..

felt it best not to mention the incident with the poo ! :doh:

rob

Poppy9

we will have to send Super Nanny round to you because as we all know there is no such thing as naughty kids, just useless parents :rotfl:


Anyone want a 10 year old that doesn't like to go to bed?

Fiverqueen

On the positive side, at least he's not reached the 'I'm going to sneak off and play with my poo, mash it into the carpet, the lamp and any other available objects before getting caught' stage! :eek:

Really glad that one's over, or I'd gladly swap with you!

Fiverqueen

Ah, posted at same time - ok, so you've got the poo too! Poor you! If it makes you feel any better my two year old is STILL up...

sooz

would you consider a swap, for equally artistic 2 year old, but we have washable walls....

if all else fails, for the stains on wall, not the pee, try the flash mark and stain eraser..does what it says on the tin, just leaves the rest of the walls looking dirty [even when only painted last year - by me, during nap times]

bribery...........only things they understand....this chocolate biccies mean do not.........or do....you fill in the blanks

Poppy9

I found it particulary hard getting the poo out of the TV buttons and remote control :eek:

Also the vomiting over and behind a radiator was not a good time either. Especially as middle of winter and everytime heating came on

nightsong

How about laying off the DIY for a year or two? (Or ten - my youngest's 13 and we're just beginning to do the place up, lol). It's just heartbreaking when you put in all that time effort and money and then they trash the house, but they're only being kids ...

In no time at all he'll be off to university and the place will suddenly seem very quiet

Dumyat

sounds pretty normal to me.....it does get better...eventually!!

MrsMondragon

I dont think anyones child can beat my 3 year old nephew. Lets list some recent crimes: He put his younger brother into a very large dustbin and put the lid on...how did he do that? well he tipped the bin over let his brother climb in, then straigtened the bin and put the lid on.
He mixed soap powder in my sisters flour bin and then added water to the lot.
Mum had taken her glasses off for a few seconds and they were gone. After ages searching for them guess where they turned up? He had actually broken them, then put them into the toilet and pooed on them!
Last week, somehow he had managed to climb over...wait for it...a six foot fence, and on reaching the other side started to scream.
Need I carry on!