2 Year old boy for sale !!

W1zz

Ebay looks tempting for my 2 1/2 year old daughter.

The other month she filled the key card slot in my Renault Scenic, with loose coins. Had to remove the centre console to get the coins out.

And if I hadn't learnt my lesson.

Last week she filled the CD slot of the car stereo with loose coins. Didn't notice till I set off for work the next morning and destroyed 2 CD's. Also puzzled by the fact that the radio went off when going round right hand corners.

When I got home, I popped the cd/radio out and took it to bits. Only to find out what she'd done.

She's a also got a habbit of sticking DVD's in the video recorder tape slot as well.

Kids - You got to laugh!!

chalky_bertie

Thats just put me and mrs chalky_bertie off having kids!

(well the bringing up of them BUT NOT the making of them!!!!!!!)

IJJoseph

Rob. Are you sure you haven't got my lad there. The house is exceptionally quiet today and his 9 year old sister hasn't screamed once which means that he hasn't hurled Buzz Lightyear at her.

robowen

W1zz wrote:

. Also puzzled by the fact that the radio went off when going round right hand corners.

This same thing happened to me with no2 son.
I took the van to the garage complaining that the radio went off when I turned the corner

They thought I was mad :doh:

I only found the fault when I took it out for a cd player instead. I shook it and some coins fell out of the cassette player :doh:

IJJoseph wrote:

Rob. Are you sure you haven't got my lad there.

I couldn't handle anymore...honest !

My OH came home the other day and was going on about how the Aussies were after people to fill their skills shortage and were desperate for people to emigrate.
I said "Really !"
and at the same time we both said "but what will we do with the kids !! :rotfl:

aaarrrrHHHH ! you've goto love'em.....haven't you ??

no!

rob

pandas66

Wait till there grunting teenagers! At least now you get the evenings, all I ever get is VH1, a stare and a grunt. I do look at the pics fondly of years gone by when they were in bed by 8pm.

Edinburghlass_2

I take it you got no takers then Rob? :rotfl:

I could offer you a week's holiday in Edinburgh to get away from it all but you would need to do all my outstanding DIY jobs

Poppy9

Also Rob he hasn't yet put your car keys in a very safe place, which is so safe you should find them right after you have forked out good money on new keys/locks.:p

gravitytolls

Hee, little stinker.

We built our extension last year.
WOrk as completed just before baby no. 7 was produced.

Decorating of new rooms and hallway was completed 4 days before Xmas.
Carpets went down 3 days before Xmas.

3 yr old walked round entire top half of extension with 2 felt tips in red and green 2 days before Xmas.

Well, at least it looks like a dado.

Oh joy, thank goodness he's stopped producing pooh on the en dof his fingers, especially during dinner.

And the nip to the loo, come to the table in front of na entire room full of guests for bottom wiping.

Ah the joys of children eh?

malteser

my son just turned 2 last week and we are just about to move into our new place - all white walls and gleaming white woodwork, cream carpets and new wooden flooring, aaarrrrrggggggggggggggg what have i done!

potty training supposed to start soonish - why or why or why didnt we do potty training while we have been living at nannys house!!

m
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Edinburghlass_2

Does this ring any bells with you Rob?

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?p=810147

:rotfl: