2 Year old boy for sale !!

Davidboy

You lot do not know how lucky you are....poo, wee, etc.etc.

I will PAY for someone to take my TEENAGER.......Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tantrums, doors slamming, the hatred and bolshy attitude, just failed her AS level exams, now can't be "arsed" to redo them. Give me a 2 year old anytime...trust me!!

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robowen

Davidboy wrote:

Give me a 2 year old anytime...!!

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Care to send over your address :think:

rob

Davidboy

Care to send over your address

rob



I'll swop you..... and give you a day before you have had enough!

Becles

klare wrote:

:rotfl:

has recently taught younger brother of 1 and a half how to pad floor out with cushions making it possible to stand ontop of sideboard and sky dive off, flying past sofa onto the floor

Reminded me of a story when my youngest was 2. He'd had his bath and had been sent upstairs to tidy his bedroom before he went to bed. He came downstairs a few minutes later with blood pouring from the back of his head :eek:

Turned out that he'd put a big cushion in the middle of the floor and decided to play parachutists by jumping off his windowsill onto the cushion. However, he'd landed badly, fallen backwards and smacked his head off the radiator.

Ended up having to take him to A&E to have his head stiched back together.

He's also been sent to A&E from school, as he was playing Power Rangers and tried to fly, but landed on his forehead in the school yard. He had a massive bump on his forehead, so I had to take him to get checked out just in case, but luckily he just had mild concussion.

apprentice_tycoon

Either I have a very poor memory or our kids were angels, I didn't know they were angels at the time, I seem to remember a few naughty moments but nothing like any of the above.
He's 20 and she's 18 and I'm just going to go and give them a really big hug and thank my lucky stars that we have got this far without poo in the TV remote control.

Bendybops19

apprentice_tycoon wrote:

Either I have a very poor memory or our kids were angels, I didn't know they were angels at the time, I seem to remember a few naughty moments but nothing like any of the above.
He's 20 and she's 18 and I'm just going to go and give them a really big hug and thank my lucky stars that we have got this far without poo in the TV remote control.

LOL theres still time yet for poo in the remote....!

GoingToOz

Thank you so much to everyone who has written in this thread........for reminding me why I do not want children!

All I have to worry about is the dog hair

pandas66

I don't want children either and theres loads more of us! But it makes you enjoy life (when the're asleep/at Grans/at school) without them all the more. You'll never appreciate that if you don't have them.

Crafty_Girl

My 2 year old son who we call "destroyer" embarrassed us at the weekend.

My husband and brother decided to take my four boys to the local animal farm, as they were walking along the path a cute little baby mouse ran past and stopped. They stopped too and bent down to look at it along with a small croud that gathered, then all of a sudden "STAMP" goes destroyers foot straight on top of the mouse, my husband was so embarrased as a lady standing next to him started to sob, he grabbed all four boys and came straight home.

I was absolutely horrified when my husband returned and informed me of destroyers actions, we always teach the boys to be kind to animals, what went wrong!!!

robowen

I can sympathise here, :think:

My son brings in snails from the garden..

Shows them to us with great glee.

Then stamps on them..... :doh:

They could be the biggest ugliest snails you've ever seen. He even does it without his shoes on :eek:

rob