2 Year old boy for sale !!

Becles

My youngest was obsessed with worms and slugs and would gleefully dig round the garden looking for them to put in his bucket. I didn't mind that as long as he let them go at the end of the day.

I did object when I discovered he was hiding them in his pockets to bring into the house :eek:

And the worst time was when I popped in the house for a minute, then put my wellies on to go back outside and discovered they had worms in :eek:

purplepatch

You have my sympathies.

In recent weeks, my darling 2yo daughter has liberally decorated both of my sofas with black biro, arms, seat cushions etc. She can only have had her mitts on the biro for ten minutes.

She also took every credit/debit card out of my purse and posted them into the video while I was on the phone. Sadly I only noticed this fact when I got to the front of the checkout queue.

Such a lovely age isn't it.

Crafty_Girl

I don't know about anyone else who has quite a few kids, but i've found that each of my kids have been slightly worse then the older one.

son no. 1 who turned six a month ago never used to be that bad at the age of 2.

son no. 2 was slightly worse.

son no. 3 who is two at the moment just destroys everything. :eek:

leaving son no. 4 who will be 2 in 19 months (oh hell, i'm worried)

lyns_2

In the past year my son whos nearly 3 has
thrown 2 lots of cordless phones down the loo
Blocked the toilet up with his toys
broke the cover of the video player
smashed most of the mugs in the house
broke the tv and freeview remote
took the mobil apart and lost the sim card
wee's in the toilet yet poops on the floor in his sisters bedroom or someones shoes
managed to open the front door and ran down the road naked with his dad runing after him
drawed on the health visitor who then refered him to a nursery for children like him and he's as good as gold there
hides things all over the house so i can never find them
steals food and icecream and hides to eat it
His good points are he's very loving all ways tells the truth and says please, thankyou, sorry, excuse me
Im just glad im not the only one with a little terror

Pink.

Crafty_Girl wrote:

My 2 year old son who we call "destroyer" embarrassed us at the weekend.

My husband and brother decided to take my four boys to the local animal farm, as they were walking along the path a cute little baby mouse ran past and stopped. They stopped too and bent down to look at it along with a small croud that gathered, then all of a sudden "STAMP" goes destroyers foot straight on top of the mouse, my husband was so embarrased as a lady standing next to him started to sob, he grabbed all four boys and came straight home.

I was absolutely horrified when my husband returned and informed me of destroyers actions, we always teach the boys to be kind to animals, what went wrong!!!

Oh they can be so embarrassing!

On the one day last year that I asked Mr P-w to collect our son (then aged 4) from school, he emerged armed with an octopus that he'd made and demanded very proudly and loudly (in a playground full of Mums) that Daddy should admire the octopus' testicles!! I think he meant tenticles.

Mr P-w was mortified and has said he will never again collect DS2 from school!

Rob, it definitely gets worse!!!

Pink

robowen

Crafty_Girl wrote:

I don't know about anyone else who has quite a few kids, but i've found that each of my kids have been slightly worse then the older one.

son no. 1 who turned six a month ago never used to be that bad at the age of 2.

son no. 2 was slightly worse.

son no. 3 who is two at the moment just destroys everything. :eek:

leaving son no. 4 who will be 2 in 19 months (oh hell, i'm worried)

4 sons :eek:

We're you trying for a girl ..by any chance ???

I don't know wether to go tie a knot in my widgie :eek:
but, OH wants a girl :eek:

I can't chance another boy....I've got 3 now.

rob

robowen

Pink-winged wrote:

Daddy should admire the octopus' testicles!! I think he meant tenticles.

Mr P-w was mortified and has said he will never again collect DS2 from school!

Rob, it definitely gets worse!!!

Pink

I too...... would admire an octopuses testicles.....If I could find them !!

rob :rotfl: :rotfl:

Pink.

If I was you I'd go with your gut instinct and tie a knot in it Rob!

I have one daughter and two sons..........I would have loved another child, but the thought of three sons!:eek: It wasn't worth the risk to my home and my sanity.

Pink

Crafty_Girl

It most certainly does get worse, ds1 who should be a lovely little 6yo has now the attitude of a 13 year old.

robowen

I suppose one advantage of having 3 sons is....

I've more chance of them being :
1:an electrician
2: a plasterer
3: a mechanic

than if they were girls !!

Might get me hair done for free if they were girls :whistle:

I DIDN'T MEAN IT...I WAS ONLY JOKING !!

stand by for a rollocking !!

rob