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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • bringmeshoes
    bringmeshoes Posts: 2,792 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    i suppose if i had a rock star husband who kept me in a life of luxury, i could just about stretch to a quick morning glory... after all it's not like i would have to get up and go to work etc.


    Plus with a face like that, i think i'd rather suck his...... ooooer missus!!


    if his face is that wrinkly tho imagine how wrinkly the other would be!!!:eek:
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde:beer:
    Big sister to Hayley11 and Before Hollywood and adopted daughter of Vikingero
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    If she'd bit after every night of passion (that wasn't with her) then he'd be more careful...
    True, but you'd have to care to bite- personally i would want rid, get his money and find a real man not some gobby rock has been-
    Thats what she did:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    I'm easy to please... :T

    So am I:D
    We'd be great together:rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • bringmeshoes
    bringmeshoes Posts: 2,792 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    I'm easy to please... :T
    or just easy?:confused: :rotfl:
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde:beer:
    Big sister to Hayley11 and Before Hollywood and adopted daughter of Vikingero
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    I know she was a supermodel but always thought she looked a bit like a horse.

    I thought it was just me...
    skint_spice wrote: »
    I bet he got a few offers though!

    "My...it's huge! If I rub your wallet, does it get even bigger?!"
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    if his face is that wrinkly tho imagine how wrinkly the other would be!!!:eek:

    I'd rather not thanks;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    I'm easy to please... :T
    You sound quite demanding to me:D
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    if his face is that wrinkly tho imagine how wrinkly the other would be!!!:eek:

    Extra sensation - like a ribbed condom...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • moneysavingmumofone
    moneysavingmumofone Posts: 4,296 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Awww... :grouphug:
    thankyou :)

    boredofbeingathomeQuote:
    Originally Posted by moneysavingmumofone viewpost.gif
    someone massage my shoulder please, it really hurts! :(

    Couldnt find a smiley rub, will this do:confused: nearly there:D
    and thankyou too :)

    p.s how the heck do you double quote??
    'They only had one cow!'
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    if his face is that wrinkly tho imagine how wrinkly the other would be!!!:eek:

    eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
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