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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
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    jinky67 wrote: »

    we want to talk about willies:D


    Yeah but only nice ones!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Me? Do I look like a spitter?
    you mean you swallow?:p
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    boredofbeingathome wrote: »
    So's talk-:rolleyes:

    And the taste is better...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
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    ZTD wrote: »
    BJ's are cheap...I can show you how DFW they are if you want... ;)
    boredofbeingathome wrote: »
    So's talk-:rolleyes:

    touche! nice one bored!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    you mean you swallow?:p

    All depends on what it is... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • bringmeshoes
    bringmeshoes Posts: 2,792 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    Yeah but only nice ones!

    who's do you think is noce then?
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde:beer:
    Big sister to Hayley11 and Before Hollywood and adopted daughter of Vikingero
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
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    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    who's do you think is noce then?



    Hmmmn, none of them are actually that attractive actually!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    All depends on what it is... ;)
    :think: :think: :whistle: :whistle: :naughty::naughty: :silenced:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • Buffythedebtslayer
    Buffythedebtslayer Posts: 18,924 Forumite
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    Maz3374 wrote: »
    Hmmmn, none of them are actually that attractive actually!


    only when they are er ready for action. the rest of the time they make me laugh
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
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    Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »
    only when they are er ready for action. the rest of the time they make me laugh

    Even then they are more useful than attractive!!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
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