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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    boredofbeingathome wrote: »
    Evidence gathered on thread, about orgies, pole dancing, rugs, whips , bj's,chains, smiley 69ers, and ribbed condoms- you're an expensive man to keep up with:rotfl: :rotfl:

    BJ's are cheap...I can show you how DFW they are if you want... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    BJ's are cheap...I can show you how DFW they are if you want... ;)

    Have you been drinking young man?:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • bringmeshoes
    bringmeshoes Posts: 2,792 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    peeing myself laughing now.... oh help!

    i hope this doesnt turn the coversation onto golden showers!!:eek:
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde:beer:
    Big sister to Hayley11 and Before Hollywood and adopted daughter of Vikingero
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    jinky67 wrote: »


    Hmmmmmmmmm....... good question!

    His nipples?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    i hope this doesnt turn the coversation onto golden showers!!:eek:

    No, but that has... :eek:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    i hope this doesnt turn the coversation onto golden showers!!:eek:


    Outwith my sphere of experience! and i'm no prude!

    Z, lets not talk about any of Mick Jaggers bits anymore!!!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    jinky67 wrote: »
    Have you been drinking young man?:D

    Me? Do I look like a spitter?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Maz3374 wrote: »

    His nipples?

    we want to talk about willies:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    BJ's are cheap...I can show you how DFW they are if you want... ;)
    So's talk-:rolleyes:
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    Outwith my sphere of experience! and i'm no prude!

    Z, lets not talk about any of Mick Jaggers bits anymore!!!

    I didn't start... :p
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
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