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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:i suppose if i had a rock star husband who kept me in a life of luxury, i could just about stretch to a quick morning glory... after all it's not like i would have to get up and go to work etc.
Plus with a face like that, i think i'd rather suck his...... ooooer missus!!Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
bringmeshoes wrote: »ooh whats that...sounds interesting!
Reach.
Twist.
Thankfully the scream doesn't get through the ear protection.
But he's awake now..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
moneysavingmumofone wrote: »someone massage my shoulder please, it really hurts!
Awww... :grouphug:"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
i suppose if i had a rock star husband who kept me in a life of luxury, i could just about stretch to a quick morning glory... after all it's not like i would have to get up and go to work etc.
Plus with a face like that, i think i'd rather suck his...... ooooer missus!!
still didn't keep him faithful - old git!Mortgage OP 2025 £6250/7000Mortgage OP 2024 £7700/7000
Mortgage balance: £36,210
Money making challenge £38/400
”Do what others won’t early in life so you can do what others can’t later in life” (stolen from Gally Girl)0 -
skint_spice wrote: »still didn't keep him faithful - old git!
If she'd bit after every night of passion (that wasn't with her) then he'd be more careful..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
Couldnt find a smiley rub, will this domoneysavingmumofone wrote: »someone massage my shoulder please, it really hurts!
nearly there:D Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
skint_spice wrote: »still didn't keep him faithful - old git!
Which goes to show that men are impossible to please...
A supermodel (in her time), giving him head every morning, lovely house(s), lovely kids and still he was unfaithful.
edit: maybe she couldn't cook!!!
I suppose being so ugly, he couldn't belive his luck when he got offers so had to take them up!I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....(it's part of my charm!)0 -
Which goes to show that men are impossible to please...
A supermodel (in her time), giving him head every morning, lovely house(s), lovely kids and still he was unfaithful.
I suppose being so ugly, he couldn't belive his luck when he got offers so had to take them up!
I know she was a supermodel but always thought she looked a bit like a horse.
I bet he got a few offers though!Mortgage OP 2025 £6250/7000Mortgage OP 2024 £7700/7000
Mortgage balance: £36,210
Money making challenge £38/400
”Do what others won’t early in life so you can do what others can’t later in life” (stolen from Gally Girl)0 -
Which goes to show that men are impossible to please...
A supermodel (in her time), giving him head every morning, lovely house(s), lovely kids and still he was unfaithful.
edit: maybe she couldn't cook!!!
I suppose being so ugly, he couldn't belive his luck when he got offers so had to take them up!
I'm easy to please... :T"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0
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