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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    Well it would be if you're here! Smutty madam!

    I resent that:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    See how far into the BJ he wakes up?
    Must be obsessed with them z, especially as you make the smilies do them as well:D
    Or are you referring to bob a job week- must look up dfw dictionary to check:p
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    jinky67 wrote: »
    I resent that:D


    I think the word you're looking for is resemble, not resent!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Perhaps I need BJ's until they become normal and passe?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Now did I believe that? :think: Even for an instant? :rolleyes:
    I resent that too:D
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    bringmeshoes wrote: »
    in cosmo a few years ago this was recommended as the best way to wake a bloke up...personally a prefer a dig in the side with my elbow :rotfl:

    Kinder than a reach and twist...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    I think the word you're looking for is resemble, not resent!
    cheeky:T :T
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    Hey jinky, I'm thinking about going to Pittodrie tomorrow... fancy joining me?
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Perhaps I need BJ's until they become normal and passe?
    Apparently jerry hall used to wake mick jagger up that way every morning- just in passing you know!
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    Hey jinky, I'm thinking about going to Pittodrie tomorrow... fancy joining me?

    thanks but naw
    its too cold up there for me;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
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