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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread
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boredofbeingathome wrote: »You sound quite demanding to me:D
Oh? Why's that?"Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
I thought it was just me...
nope! if I were a bloke I wouldn't... although I hear she does a lovely breakfast in bed."My...it's huge! If I rub your wallet, does it get even bigger?!"
bit like mrs merton's classic "so Debbie what attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?":rotfl:Mortgage OP 2025 £6250/7000Mortgage OP 2024 £7700/7000
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”Do what others won’t early in life so you can do what others can’t later in life” (stolen from Gally Girl)0 -
can we stop talking about Mick Jaggers willy now please....... I'm feeling quite sqeamish!skint_spice wrote: »nope! if I were a bloke I wouldn't... although I hear she does a lovely breakfast in bed.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Quality!skint_spice wrote: »bit like mrs merton's classic "so Debbie what attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?":rotfl:
Such a good line, mind you she's no spring chicken now, and he doesn't look any older than he ever did. (i.e. very old!!)I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....(it's part of my charm!)0 -
Extra sensation - like a ribbed condom...
when he was younger it used to be six inches with 3 wrinkles, now it 3 inches with 6 wrinkles :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde:beer:
Big sister to Hayley11 and Before Hollywood and adopted daughter of Vikingero0 -
Evidence gathered on thread, about orgies, pole dancing, rugs, whips , bj's,chains, smiley 69ers, and ribbed condoms- you're an expensive man to keep up with:rotfl: :rotfl:Oh? Why's that?Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:0 -
bringmeshoes wrote: »when he was younger it used to be six inches with 3 wrinkles, now it 3 inches with 6 wrinkles :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
peeing myself laughing now.... oh help!I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....(it's part of my charm!)0 -
skint_spice wrote: »nope! if I were a bloke I wouldn't... although I hear she does a lovely breakfast in bed.
You don't need to be a bloke to do that sort of thing. Though you do need to be a bloke to let your stomach override your good sense...skint_spice wrote: »bit like mrs merton's classic "so Debbie what attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?":rotfl:
He kept popping a rabbit out..."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
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