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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    only when they are er ready for action. the rest of the time they make me laugh

    But is that because they're ready for action, or is that because you are..?
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    ZTD wrote: »
    But is that because they're ready for action, or is that because you are..?
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: only a man would make that assumption! Just cause you're hard we must be ready too!!!

    :rotfl: :rotfl:


    I thought you were a more considerate lover than that Z!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • bringmeshoes
    bringmeshoes Posts: 2,792 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    Hmmmn, none of them are actually that attractive actually!


    thats true...i think god created them for a laugh one night when he was !!!!ed :rotfl:
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde:beer:
    Big sister to Hayley11 and Before Hollywood and adopted daughter of Vikingero
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: only a man would make that assumption! Just cause you're hard we must be ready too!!!

    :rotfl: :rotfl:


    I thought you were a more considerate lover than that Z!

    I am...I'm ready after she is... ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    ZTD wrote: »
    I am...I'm ready after she is... ;)


    Good boy! that's what we like to hear!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: only a man would make that assumption! Just cause you're hard we must be ready too!!!

    :rotfl: :rotfl:


    I thought you were a more considerate lover than that Z!

    I would be ready if Z was hard:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • Poor z, he is the only man left holding his end up, or is it the last man standing? he will run with all the girls on attack, they are very sensitive members you know.
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    thats true...i think god created them for a laugh one night when he was !!!!ed :rotfl:

    No - that was men's nipples...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    jinky67 wrote: »
    I would be ready if Z was hard:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


    oh i see, it's like that is it!

    When is the next meet anyway?!

    Watch out for you two disapearing for a while!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Poor z, he is the only man left holding his end up, or is it the last man standing? he will run with all the girls on attack, they are very sensitive members you know.

    poor Z?
    he is lovin' it;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
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