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The Official "Get ZTD his smut fix" Friday Night Party Thread

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  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    won't get a seat in Celtic end but if i sit on my hands i can just about bear it in the family stand at Pittodrie... it's difficult though.

    sorry for non smutty hijack!!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    boredofbeingathome wrote: »
    Apparently jerry hall used to wake mick jagger up that way every morning- just in passing you know!

    Passing what?! :eek:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    won't get a seat in Celtic end but if i sit on my hands i can just about bear it in the family stand at Pittodrie... it's difficult though.

    sorry for non smutty hijack!!

    It's a party thread! There's no hijaking, because there is no topic...
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • jinky67
    jinky67 Posts: 47,812 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    won't get a seat in Celtic end but if i sit on my hands i can just about bear it in the family stand at Pittodrie... it's difficult though.

    sorry for non smutty hijack!!
    so you should be:D

    rubgy is much more my game anyway;)
    :heartpulsOnce a Flylady, always a Flylady:heartpuls
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    boredofbeingathome wrote: »
    Apparently jerry hall used to wake mick jagger up that way every morning- just in passing you know!


    i suppose if i had a rock star husband who kept me in a life of luxury, i could just about stretch to a quick morning glory... after all it's not like i would have to get up and go to work etc.


    Plus with a face like that, i think i'd rather suck his...... ooooer missus!!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • bringmeshoes
    bringmeshoes Posts: 2,792 Forumite
    ZTD wrote: »
    Kinder than a reach and twist...


    ooh whats that...sounds interesting!
    The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about - Oscar Wilde:beer:
    Big sister to Hayley11 and Before Hollywood and adopted daughter of Vikingero
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Maz3374 wrote: »
    i suppose if i had a rock star husband who kept me in a life of luxury, i could just about stretch to a quick morning glory... after all it's not like i would have to get up and go to work etc.


    Plus with a face like that, i think i'd rather suck his...... ooooer missus!!

    You have a very good point there!
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."     OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • (Land_of)_Maz
    (Land_of)_Maz Posts: 11,738 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    jinky67 wrote: »
    so you should be:D

    rubgy is much more my game anyway;)


    with a username like that?I assumed football was a big love!

    And rugby is a great game, well it is today anyway!
    I'm just a seething mass of contradictions....
    (it's part of my charm!)
  • Buffythedebtslayer
    Buffythedebtslayer Posts: 18,924 Forumite
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    so did Mick I would imagine
    Nevertheless she persisted.
  • moneysavingmumofone
    moneysavingmumofone Posts: 4,296 Forumite
    someone massage my shoulder please, it really hurts! :(
    'They only had one cow!'
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