Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

rchlbentley

Batgirl wrote: »

Am I wrong thought we had 2 more to go tonight? Sorry if i am wrong normally am :rotfl:

No no not saying your wrong.....i havnt got a blinkin clue, im still too busy wiping the tears from eyes to notice actually how many have gone.:D

Batgirl

POLO_BINT wrote: »

i make it we are up to date, next one after 12?????????????

Thankyou

mich_city

good god.. american idol has been nowt but self indulgent tosh tonight.. only they could make a fund raising special cheesy

scottishfreebiehunter

has no msers won today?

rchlbentley

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pu55y

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

larzy

Polo I am quite surprised you haven't got involved in the dirty jokes yet :rotfl: :rotfl:

toniq

Tj, wombat and another mser who is waiting on confirmation xx

rchlbentley

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewellery, my dear. Jewellery.”

toniq

lmao!!!! u naughty naughty rachel!!! xxx

rchlbentley

Did you hear about the blonde that...

Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"