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  • mandy130
    mandy130 Posts: 830 Forumite
    Snap!!!!!!!!!!
    New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time!
  • sparky61
    sparky61 Posts: 10,422 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts
    A married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new
    machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the baby's
    father.
    They were happy to try it.
    The pain transfer was set to 10 percent but the husband felt nothing, so the doctor
    increased it to 20 percent. The father said he still felt fine and his blood pressure was normal.
    He invited the doctor to kick it up to 50 percent. Still no reaction. The doctor was amazed and slowly transferred all the pain until the wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
    She and her husband and the doctor were ecstatic.
    When they got home, the gardener was lying dead at the gate.




  • toniq
    toniq Posts: 29,340 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    not me xxx
    #JusticeForGrenfell
  • mich_city
    mich_city Posts: 13,830 Forumite
    a quickie.. 23.01.. not me
  • larzy
    larzy Posts: 760 Forumite
    23.01 not me.................
  • dozy_dora
    dozy_dora Posts: 634 Forumite
    damn not even enough time to click
  • T--J
    T--J Posts: 4,298 Forumite
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    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1107/237
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    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1108/236
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    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1111/233
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    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1112/232
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    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1113/231
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">15.11</td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1090/254</td><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">14.56
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1114/230
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">15.30</td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1091/253</td><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">15.03
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1115/229
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    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1116/228
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    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1117/227
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">18.07</td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1094/250</td><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">17.16
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1118/226
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">19.23</td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1095/249</td><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">19.01
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1119/225
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">20.17</td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1096/248</td><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">21.13
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1120/224
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl71" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">21.06</td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1097/247</td><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">21.14
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1121/223
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">22.26</td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1098/246</td><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">22.11
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1122/222
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">23.17</td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1099/245</td><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">23.01
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1123/221
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">
    </td><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1124/220
    </td></tr><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; height: 15pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);" height="20">
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">
    </td><td class="xl72" style="border-style: none solid solid; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 0.5pt 0.5pt; background-color: rgb(79, 129, 189);">
    </td><td class="xl70" style="border-style: none solid solid none; border-color: windowtext; border-width: medium 1pt 0.5pt medium; background-color: transparent;">1125/219</td></tr></tbody></table>
    Not me
    2017 Wins: £200 (Total since 2008: £43,827! :shocked:)
    Best wins: £5000 with ITV :eek:, Trips to New York fashion week/Malta/Lake Como/Paris/London/St Mellion spa, iPhones, iPad, TVs, vouchers
    May-Oct: 0 Nov: £200.10
  • mandy130
    mandy130 Posts: 830 Forumite
    that was quick
    New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time!
  • orangelily8
    orangelily8 Posts: 4,877 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture
    23.01 - 1123 Gone
    Not me,
    I AM WHAT I AM ;)

  • dizzyliz
    dizzyliz Posts: 549 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    damm that went quick.. 11.01
    Thank you
    Liz x
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