Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

vwcampervan72

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Essex. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row
stands on her chair and starts shouting:



"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching my full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetrate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general,
and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise,and the blonde yells;

"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to the little !!!! on your knee!"

dizzyliz

WOW hello all
what a laugh!!!!! love you jokes!!! just took me ages to read through them

toniq

good one campervan xxx

cistolic

IM a lightweight, NO STAMINA . gotta go. back Sun night but b4 - If I have my way.. Lucky dust, angels, fairies, Karma, whatever does For U Msers GOOD LUCK. xxxxx Nite all.

toniq

Hey dizzy grab a drink and google jokes!!! xxxxx keeping busy while waiting for snap! xxx

vwcampervan72

WRITTEN BY A MAN OF COURSE!!

2006 Drive Through Cash Point


The Bank of England wishes to inform all its clients that we are

installing new "drive-through" cash machines, which will enable our

customers to withdraw money without leaving their vehicles.



Please follow the instructions below:


For our MALE customers:

1. Drive up to the cash machine

2. Open your car window

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN

4. Enter amount of cash required

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt

6. Close window

7. Drive off.



For our FEMALE customers:



1. Drive up to cash machine

2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with machine

3. Restart stalled engine

4. Open the car window

5. Find handbag, empty contents on to passenger seat to locate card

6. Turn the radio down

7. Attempt to insert card into machine

8. Open car door for easier access to cash machine, due to its excessive
distance from car

9. Insert card

10. After 'Invalid Card' is displayed, remove Tesco Clubcard, and insert
cashpoint card

11. Remove cashpoint card

12. Re-insert card right way up

13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the

inside back page

14. Enter PIN

15. Press "Cancel" and re-enter correct PIN

16. Enter amount of cash required

17. Check make-up in rear-view mirror

18. Retrieve card

19. Empty handbag to locate cardholder and place card inside

20. Place receipt in back of cheque book

21. Re-check make-up

22. Drive forward 2 metres

23. Reverse back to cash machine

24. Retrieve cash

25. Re-empty handbag, locate purse and place cash inside

26. Restart stalled engine and pull off

27. Drive for 2 to 3 miles

28. Release handbrake.

toniq

Sleep well cistolic (((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))) xxxxxx

vwcampervan72

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mich_city

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

dizzyliz

Ive just nipped to Asda too and got me some cider!
Whats the update on snap- next 11?
i am determined to break my virginity tonight! even got babysitters!!!! lol