Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

dozy_dora

toniq wrote: »

I could read it?!?!?!? does that make me a weirdo???? xxxx

LOL me too

toniq

Lmao!!!! u cheeky monkey going ewww at mine!!! yours is sicker!!!! xxxxx

mandy130

My body hurts

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee
and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched made her scream.
The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?
‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’
‘I thought so,’ the doctor said. ‘Your finger is broken.’

toniq

mandy130 wrote: »

My body hurts

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee
and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she
touched made her scream.
The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?
‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’
‘I thought so,’ the doctor said. ‘Your finger is broken.’

how good is that?!?!?!:T :T :T :T :T

larzy

Where are the others tonight? Sassi, FlamingIce, LouBlue etc? Having a night off?

rchlbentley

PMSL thats soooo funny

toniq

snap time already xxxx goodluck all xxxxx

Juliepink26

thanks all for making me laugh tonight... off to bed try to get up early for some clicking..
nite x

dizzyliz

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my c%ck in your !!!.

rchlbentley

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)
....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug
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