Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

toniq

I could read it?!?!?!? does that make me a weirdo???? xxxx

toniq

should be dizzy at around 11 ish xxxxxxxxx now crak your drink and find a joke xxx

mich_city

How is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

toniq

:T

mich_city wrote: »

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Well said!!!!!!!! xxxx:T :T :T

Lucyxx

cistolic wrote: »

IM a lightweight, NO STAMINA . gotta go. back Sun night but b4 - If I have my way.. Lucky dust, angels, fairies, Karma, whatever does For U Msers GOOD LUCK. xxxxx Nite all.

Night cistolic!!!

Have a lovely day with your family tomorrow, see you back on sunday for more snapping xxxxxxxxx

dozy_dora

A cat and a cockrel are walking along the towpath of the canal
cat says to Cockrel 'bet you can't fly all the way over to the other side without falling in'
cockrel says 'yeah I can'
'prove it' says cat
So cockrel flap flap flaps his wings.........
and flies over to the other side, slightly dipping one wing in the canal.
So he shouts to cat ........'come on over.......bet you can't jump this far though'
Soooooooo cat walks backwards then takes a massive leap and.............
SPLASH!! falls straight into canal

Moral of the story ....
for every wet pu55y there's a satisfied co*k

Juliepink26

boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together.

When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy!"

"Don't worry, it will be quick, no problem."

"No!! Someone may see -- a relative, a neighbor..."

"At this time of the night? No one will show up..."

"I've already said No, and NO!"

"Honey, it's just a small blowie...I know you'd like it, too..."

"No! I've said NO!"

"My love... Don't be like that..."

At this moment, the girlfriend's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown with her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes, she says, "Dad says either you have to blow him, I have to blow him, or he will come down and give the guy a blowjob himself, but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom!

toniq

lol lets see who gets this? xxx

Two sperm are swimming along. One turns to the other and asks, “Hey, how far to the fallopian tubes?”
The other replies, “Fallopian tubes? Hell, we haven’t even passed the esophagus yet!”

rchlbentley

Ewwww toniq

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

Lucyxx

vwcampervan72 wrote: »

Can You Read This?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it

I can read it

Mind you it probably helps that, it's pretty much how my typing ends up when I am tired - my brain signals go slow and I press keys in teh wrong order!

AAGH!! see !!! I can never type "THE" when I am tired!!