Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

toniq

Cork of Fate
One day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his !!!. Curious, he asks the man how it got there.
"Well," says the man, "I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke and this great big guy in a turban came oozing out, saying, ‘I am a genie. I can grant you one wish.’ And I said, ‘No !!!!!’"

dizzyliz

old penis poem:

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

scottishfreebiehunter

Still waiting on Virgin voucher from 30th

mich_city

ohh, have gone past 5000 posts.. has only took me near on 4 years.. lou can rack that amount up in a couple of weeks

toniq

A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, since it was payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him. “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?”

To which he replied. “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

dozy_dora

mich_city wrote: »

ohh, have gone past 5000 posts.. has only took me near on 4 years..

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and 4500 been on this thread?????????:D

scottishfreebiehunter

mich_city wrote: »

ohh, have gone past 5000 posts.. has only took me near on 4 years.. lou can rack that amount up in a couple of weeks

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I know

toniq

dont worry gwen , it will probably be here soon, im waiting on 3 but thats only from last week xxxx

mich_city

dozy_dora wrote: »

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and 4500 been on this thread?????????:D

probably

scottishfreebiehunter

shall call them Monday after post been if not here

It is going to be odd not coming on this thread after next weekend:eek: