Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

toniq

ill meet u in compers inn for a hug xxxx

toniq

gwen wheres your jokes? xxxx

scottishfreebiehunter

:j:j:j:j:j:j:DTax

Not in mood for jokes today as being a boring bint lol,liking everyones though

toniq

oh !!!!!,sorry gwen i forgot xxxx hope it went well xxx

larzy

That's me for the night, night all and lots of luck xxxxxxxxxxxxx

rchlbentley

A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!

'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'

dizzyliz

Is it too early for tongue twisters?
These funny tongue twisters are difficult to say and may be a little dirty if you say them wrong.


I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on the slitted sheet I sit.


Try to keep repeating the phrase "Red lorry, yellow lorry"


She sells sea shells on the sea shore !


Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.


I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers son.
And I'm only plucking pleasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes.


Silly Simon's sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where he sits he shines, and where he shines he sits

scottishfreebiehunter

T how did Topsy get on at vets?

sparky61

8 Inches,THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.?

IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG,
DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END
AND SMALL HOLE AT The OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
AGAIN AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY
AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,
PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL-LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING
AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING
AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING
IT IS RETURNED
TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST,
READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I?
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER is none other than…………..














Your Toothbrush!!!!! LOL

rchlbentley

ad me going then

had to read it twice:rotfl: