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I have put a plaster on it and reduced things
thanks for that
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LOL ;D ;D0
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Where is my Mars bar i'd like to know?
These people who make promises they can't keep -huh! ::)
That would had been a Treat ;DRememember. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know
when, You might need them to empty your bedpan.0 -
did someone mention a mars- bar party !!!
;D
THANKYOU ;D
Heaven wont let me in & Hell's too scared i'd take over
Alcoholics do it till they pass out
:;)
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ok, one for everybody, no catch AND you don't have to say THANKS (but it would be nice)
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lmao.0
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My mate Mars Bar went to the Doctors. Doctor I think I have sexual decease. Why do you think that ? replied the doctor. Because I'v been mixing with All sorts ;D ;D ;D ;DRememember. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know
when, You might need them to empty your bedpan.0 -
2 young Martians were on Earth last week. They were cruising through Manchester when they suddenly got the urge to try some Earth food. They had no local currency so they decided to steal some Mars Bars from the local shop. They slipped into the shop, while the shopkeeper wasn't looking and slipped out again unnoticed.
"Stop! You never paid for those!" shouted the shopkeeper.
The Martians dropped the bars and ran. They hopped on their bike, and zoomed back to the mothership. Their mother was furious with them:
"You should be ashamed of yourselves. You couldn't even take a few Mars Bars from an Earthshop without getting caught. What happened?"
"I don't know how the shopkeeper saw us" said one of the young Martians "She must have eyes in the front of her head !"
poor but amused me.
edited cos i can't spell properly.0 -
Scotnan...............thanks
Sheel..............brilliant
and the rest were quite funny too ;D ;D ;D0 -
thankyou ;DHeaven wont let me in & Hell's too scared i'd take over
Alcoholics do it till they pass out :;)
THE MORE I NO THE LESS I UNDERSTAND0
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