The Nice People No. 17

PasturesNew

There is an official Govt page with a list of where it's at. 
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england 

Pyxis

PasturesNew said:

There is an official Govt page with a list of where it's at. 
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england/coronavirus-covid-19-number-of-cases-in-england 

Yes thanks.......I had a bit of a google after I read your posts and found that one.

I am deffo staying in now.

Except that I have an appointment at the hospital in 10days time for a very important procedure which I have been waiting for for ages, and am scared about what I might pick up. ☹️☹️☹️

PasturesNew

Pyxis said:

 

... scared about what I might pick up. ☹️☹️☹️

Sit and wait with a big bucket on your head!
The main message is not to get sneezed on ... not to touch anybody and not to touch anything... so don't sit down at all. 
And.. keep washing your hands every time you do touch something. 

Remember: Nobody knows you, you can be/act as weird as you like  

Pyxis

PasturesNew said:

Pyxis said:

 

... scared about what I might pick up. ☹️☹️☹️

Sit and wait with a big bucket on your head!
The main message is not to get sneezed on ... not to touch anybody and not to touch anything... so don't sit down at all. 
And.. keep washing your hands every time you do touch something. 

Remember: Nobody knows you, you can be/act as weird as you like  

I’ll just be my usual self then 🤪🤪🤪........ and blame it on the C virus! 

Anyone know where  I can buy a transparent bucket?

PasturesNew

Pyxis said:

Anyone know where  I can buy a transparent bucket?

Poundland and cheap beach giftshops have some.... although they tend to have an image of a crab on them.  Probably not a message you want to send out while visiting a Clinic  

PasturesNew

I'd picked up a rumour a few hours ago about the source of the local Coronas, but now the local paper are confirming it.  It's a gym goer based about 2 miles to the west of me.  

I've never been in a gym, so no danger there.  It is near to my AYCE brekkies though, but gym goers don't tend to load up on mountains of food as a rule + I'd hazard a guess that the gym goer's "a little on the posh side" up that end possibly, so wouldn't be seen dead in a t0by  

Pyxis

PasturesNew said:

Pyxis said:

Anyone know where  I can buy a transparent bucket?

Poundland and cheap beach giftshops have some.... although they tend to have an image of a crab on them.  Probably not a message you want to send out while visiting a Clinic  

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pyxis

...............now, I wonder where I put my old full-face motorcycle helmet?

PasturesNew

Get one of those see through plastic umbrellas.... the Queen uses those in the rain so people can still see her. 

Pyxis

PasturesNew said:

Get one of those see through plastic umbrellas.... the Queen uses those in the rain so people can still see her. 

I had one of those in the 70s. Trouble was, it really should have had windscreen wipers.

So, which of these should I go for.......

A transparent bucket with a smiling crab on it?
A full-face motorcycle helmet?
A see-through umbrella?

Which would make me look less of a prat in a hospital waiting room?